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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't burn your bridges

    By Carl with a k,
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  2. "Tally-ho" said the man to the prostitute when asking how much he owed

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 265 views

  3. If you are bad, then I'm your dad. If you're the bomb, then be my mom. But if you must queef, then we've got beef!

    By the constant pardner,
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  4. Hot bouillabaisse should pot-stew for days, but cheddar corn chowder tastes better from powder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  5. Make like the owner of a magnetic flashlight and stick it where the sun don’t shine.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Olly olly oxen free Batalis lollie's toxin free

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  7. My heart raced as she moved towards me. She leaned in, bringing her lips to my ear. I felt her hot breath as she whispered, "tacos, please."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 270 views

  8. Stop, Hammer-time! Screwdriver-space! Wrench-matter!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 283 views

  9. When it Comes to The Case of Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby: I Is Not Your Father

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 257 views

  10. I don’t shut up, I grow up, which is more than I can say for you, Mr. Button.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 218 views

  11. When You Trust A Fart You Put All Of Your Faith In An Asshole

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 287 views

  12. If time travel were possible I'd go forward in time to the first time I time traveled because knowing me I really cheesed it up and chose sometime really stupid.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 269 views

  13. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with sprite and milk.

    By cianumis,
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    • 403 views

  14. A picture is worth a thousand words. And a thousand turds is worth a picture.

    By cianumis,
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    • 404 views

  15. Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas. Lie down with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, wake up with a sock on your cock.

    By cianumis,
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    • 399 views

  16. Goodbye yellow brick road. Hello golden river to brown town.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 256 views

  17. I am not afraid of any ghosts or correcting someone’s grammar to their stupid face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 227 views

  18. If the shoe fits, buy the other one too!

    By EdBigleagueChewnior,
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  19. My friends just worked up the courage to tell me that dont like hearing about my trains all the time

    By How_To_Lose_A_Guy_In_10_days,
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  20. Smiles are when your mouth remembers a dream

    By How_To_Lose_A_Guy_In_10_days,
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  21. I call em' like I see em'. I don't do much callin' anymore since I left my glaucoma unchecked.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 272 views

  22. If you are what you eat, call me gum off the street.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 234 views

  23. Bright Light City gonna trigger a migraine.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 228 views

  24. TIL “Upton Sinclair” was actually a pen name of the Upton’s near Lake Sinclair.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 226 views

  25. Actions Speak Louder Than Words but Clappin Cheeks Is It's Own Reward

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 254 views
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