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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Lift my shirt and tickle my nips

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  2. Excuse me, doctor, but I think you mean HER-sterectomy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. “If we’re comparing apples and oranges, oranges have an acidic sting and apples are too hard to squeeze my dick into.”

    By WeezerHateClub,
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  4. "Sit on my dick and drown me in milk", said Jolly Saint Nick to his naughty elf milf

    By kraftyDevil,
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  5. Polly wanna Cracker. No bigger dick'll have her

    By kraftyDevil,
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  6. I'm really liking that snowball's chances ever since hell froze over

    By kraftyDevil,
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  7. Are you shitting fucking me or just fucking shitting me?

    By kraftyDevil,
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    • 271 views

  8. When the splooge from some guy hits you right in the eye – that's conjunctivitis

    By kraftyDevil,
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  9. Hello darkness my old friend, remember the belt sander I loaned you in 2010?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 256 views

  10. It’ll be a cold day in hell tomorrow with temperatures dipping to the mid 30s by afternoon, so bundle up out there! And now to Susan with sports.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 246 views

  11. I can count on one hand the amount of fingers I have on that hand.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 254 views

  12. The sound of one butt cheek clapping in the forest

    By kraftyDevil,
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    • 295 views

  13. An apple a day keeps the doctor away but I'm more of an android guy and haven't seen a doctor in over 15 years.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 278 views

  14. My power, my power windows, my pane

    By kraftyDevil,
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    • 235 views

  15. 'The Last Dance' is the most blatant case of false advertising since 'The Never-Ending Story'

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 262 views

  16. Comedy Bang Bang: America's SponCon

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 251 views

  17. The good news? She's some kinda wonderful. The bad news? She's Richard Kind of wonderful.

    By ostrichheaven,
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    • 294 views

  18. If you like big butts and you can not lie; and George Washington could never tell a lie - Well, you do the math.

    By Inudgebirdsinthepark,
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    • 217 views

  19. Little Miss Muffet streams Jimmy Buffet (because she has terrible taste in music)

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 509 views

  20. My neck, my back, my funds are low and I've bounced a check.

    By bono crocs,
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    • 353 views

  21. Lunch is for Wimps, but Dinner is the Breakfast of Champions.

    By Bert Puttocks,
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    • 245 views

  22. Why does Tommy like to swing? Because he loves being the Middle D, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Electric_ian,
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    • 279 views

  23. I'll give you a Nickel if you Tickle My Pickle but I'll give you a Hundo if you Cuddle My Grundle

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 604 views

  24. Are You A Butcher? Cuz I'm Tryna to Grind Some Meat Together

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 260 views

  25. Hot sauce candy floss—don’t mind if I don’t!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 216 views
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