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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm Gonna Crawl Through The Shopping Mall 'Til Everyone's Seen My Dick And Balls

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 225 views

  2. Penis as peen does

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 304 views

  3. Comedy Gang Bang: Funnier than your usual gang bang.

    By Botox McThickDick,
    • 0 replies
    • 201 views

  4. Once upon a time I was tight like a glove, now I barely hear when I fart. Nothing I can do, m'hole totally ripped-ed apart. 

    By SirRoocha,
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    • 196 views

  5. J Jonah Jenna Jameson

    By Cameltoad,
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    • 286 views

  6. That’s not a catheter.......THIS is a catheter!

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 275 views

  7. Alan Moore tends to snore when he sleeps on the floor

    By Cameltoad,
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    • 286 views

  8. I am convinced the world is run by a secret cabal of circus clowns. They are known as the Ballooninati.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 320 views

  9. When a planet hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Melancholia

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 230 views

  10. That’s no pizza—it’s amore!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 263 views

  11. When deez nuts hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a poorly-executed tea-baggin’

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 280 views

  12. My ocean’s raining with me. Want to dive in?

    By Cankersaurus,
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    • 195 views

  13. Take me down to the pasta city, where the pesto is green and the noodles are al dente.

    By ButtSparkPlug,
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    • 213 views

  14. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and you KNOW I ain't worried 'cause daddy wears CROCS

    By Tubastank,
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    • 255 views

  15. I have three questions: Where are my pants, and How do you count questions?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 235 views

  16. When the moon hits your eye like an intangible asset incrementally devalued over a defined time period, that’s amoretization.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  17. If you can’t stand the Heat, the Raptors are a solid option.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  18. Gremlins to Ghoulies and Ghoulies to Critters. Please like, subscribe, and follow me on Twitter.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 269 views

  19. If you can’t beat ‘em, they’re probably not drums!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 300 views

  20. Hey Kermit, go grab a plunger and unfrog that toilet for me buddy.

    By El Chico Malo,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  21. You come to me on this, the day of my daughter's bowel movement?

    By El Chico Malo,
    • 0 replies
    • 245 views

  22. Wow this Scarface poster is great! I’m gonna have to move my James Dean poster but it’s gonna look awesome next to my Marilyn Monroe poster!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 240 views

  23. Hi ho, let's pimp this show!

    By Wocka Worka,
    • 0 replies
    • 192 views

  24. Champagne for my real friends. Sourdough for my real bro’s.

    By Cameltoad,
    • 0 replies
    • 253 views

  25. These pretzels are making me horny!

    By Cameltoad,
    • 0 replies
    • 278 views
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