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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There's no guest too big, there's no plug too small, move close to the mic and we'll have a ball.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  2. Life is just the time you have between cases of the hiccups.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. London Bridge Is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down. Starring Gerard Butler.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  4. Bits, skits, and big ol' shits.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  5. Some Richard Kind of Mr. Wonderful

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  6. A little birdie told me this morning that it's someone's birthday today! And to answer your next question Doctor: Yes, the hallucinations have now become auditory as well!

    By PapasOnThePapasan,
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  7. Get Behind me Satan! Because you know that's how I like it..

    By HappyMcPappy,
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  8. Elvis Costello and Tom Morello Left Their Cello Covered in Jello

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  9. Don't flash that cheek if you're not down to freak.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  10. It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Rich craftsmen pay poor people to blame the tools for them.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  11. Black Lives Matter.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  12. Row vs wade? Gimme that canoe this river's COLD.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  13. Young, dumb, and full of com-plaints about how confusing everything is.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  14. Right nip on fleek, left nip lookin' bleak.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  15. There's a program of single step, it's got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  18. If a Chandler searches online, and no one is around to see it, does he use Bing?

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  19. We’re getting married at the place we first fell in love. The Burger King bathroom across from Port Authority.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  20. Well boo-hoo-hoo! Cry me a river! You drank too much whiskey and ruined your liver!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  21. Actually, that's my mom, not my dog. And she IS a good girl!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  22. Parkour is for pussies

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  23. I may not be a doctor, but you look ill, yo!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  24. If you're selling me on God, I'll buy two.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 291 views

  25. Once, twice, three times a dingus.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 281 views
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