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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Beans, beans, they are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more your nose falls off your face, making you a deformed freak! Now, you’ll think twice before eating my beans.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. I like my women like I like my fine wine; over-priced and with a strong nose.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. If candies and nuts were sniffs and butts, we'd all be eating ass

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  4. Here’s the church and there’s the steeple. Open the door and see some soylent green.

    By BlahBlahMcBleeBlah,
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  5. Wham bam thankyou sam-i-am. I shan't stick around for green eggs and ham.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  6. Two households, both alike in dignity, one loved and one listed

    By captain piss and shit,
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  7. There's no time like the present

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  8. Hello gorgeous

    By JayPeeMathsDegree,
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  9. All jokes aside, knock knock.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  10. Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is also frightful. I’m in Hell.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  11. Frankly, my dear, I'm allergic to clam.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  12. Milk, milk, lemonade, tear the pope like bald Sinéad.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  13. Girls just wanna have fun; sharks just wanna have chum.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  14. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. Converse with a person, the verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. They call me "King Cool" in the land where I pretend. But they really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. Did I Poo That?!?

    By tewchi,
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  18. I've fallen and I can't get up. Pass the viagra.

    By Mr. Buttersworth,
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  19. Lizzie Borden took a jinx and gave her mother 40 winks. And when she put on her cap, she and her father both took a nap.

    By Penis F. Tompkins,
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  20. I pooped on the futon you eat your ramen noodles on

    By slipperywhenchet,
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  21. From Rags To Riches: How I Made A Fortune Selling All These Filthy Rags That I Slept On To Buy The Best Mattress That Money From Selling All These Filthy Rags Could Buy

    By El Chico Malo,
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  22. ‪Never get between a gummy bear and her cubs...now THAT’S a sticky situation! ‬

    By El Chico Malo,
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  23. Waiter! I ordered X and this is Y!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. It's like we're shitting on a gold mine here!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. An off-duty perfume tester in a public restroom has shit to sniff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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