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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t forget to tighten the balls on your septum ring before eating ass

    By dickcheesecake,
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  2. Stick a stethoscope in my butt and call me dr. Slut

    By dickcheesecake,
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  3. New catchphrase submission

    By dickcheesecake,
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  4. I’ve got ice in my veins so I’m honestly wearing this condom mostly for warmth.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Remember those days of terror when nip scooping was all the rage.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. This is my hard hat, I wear it whenever I’m hard.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Give me a third of a meter massage or as they’d call it America a foot massage.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. The sailor and tailor got caught in the baler. Suffice it to say, they're dead.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  9. Cut me in line to take my place and I'll cut off your nose and spit in your face

    By TheMoonsAJerk,   
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  10. The chromium in the Czech Republic falls curiously in the “cold drinks” bucket.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Diddle me dis: my urine is piss.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. Buttery duddery, the blubber-boy notary / focked up his Crock butter docs.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. Plant shawarmas! More than meat inside!

    By MisterOriginality,
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  14. Kunta Kinte

    By Barelynudes,
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  15. If you've gothic, font it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. Gather round to smoke our thing and hear the tales of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train wears an overcoat with stains. In a flash, I saw a rash accompanying his cane.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  18. Your sarcastic words are plastic, please grasp it from my basket. I won't carry this shit, no matter how fantastic.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  19. Oh I see, the fudge is made around the corner. Thanks!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Your sign says “Fudge Shoppe,” but all I see are drinks.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Take ‘em off…turn and cough… Yeah, I’d go see a doctor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Hold your horses. No really, horses love being held and it's therapeutic for you, too!

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  23. Much like a sentient entree that gets pleasure from being eaten, I must say 'thank you for having me.'

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  24. Well shimmy up the Christmas Tree and call me Jeronimo Butler, we're doing non sequiturs!

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 248 views

  25. Bootlicker? I hardly boot know her!

    By Schnickpot,
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