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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Yea, lone cheddar sausage / Rolling in convenience store dog spinner, / Ye and I / Are more alike than we are different.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Once you see how the hotdogs get made, you won’t be hungry for at least an hour.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. I can make a farting noise with my butt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. "Raining cats and dogs" seems to imply they're liquefied, "hailing cats and dogs" would make a lot more sense.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Modern plastic surgery being what it is, I don’t know a single man or woman who wouldn’t look better with a nice pair of gazongas. It’s time to level the playing field.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. It's Judy's duty to grease that booty with cruelty-free patchouli. Wait till you see what she does to your boobies.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. If at first you don’t suck seed, try the barbecue flavor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. One for the money, two for the show, but “three-peat” is a clumsy sportmanteau.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  9. Is the frenemy of my enemy my friendemy?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Welcome to Comedy Bang. Regretfully, we had to let Bang number two go because he was humping the microphone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a word word word in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. There’s a special place in hell for those that make early reservations.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  13. Make like a human being and poop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. It's days like these that call for loose fitting tees. Am I right, working Mommies?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  15. Release the Cracken for pussy snackin'.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. Dear Diary, where the hell were you during my divorce?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. If Donkey Kong did nothing wrong - then why do I have to wear this thong?

    By Mr. Direction,
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  18. When birds go, they do a one-and-a-half.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  19. Call me old fashioned but really I'm 2 teaspoons simple syrup, 1 teaspoon water, 2 dashes bitters, 1 cup ice cubes, 1.5 fluid ounces bourbon whiskey, 1 slice orange and 1 maraschino cherry

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  20. First, Marilyn Monroe. Then, Princess Diana. When will "Candle in the Wind" finally be dedicated to the crew of The Challenger?

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  21. Grads love Dads with bachelor pads if they shake that ass with razzmatazz

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  22. Remember back in the day with the whip and the nay nay. Those were simpler times

    By Old Age Normal Humans,
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  23. Grimace must die violently

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  24. If your feet run and your nose smells, please proceed with caution.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  25. A hundred willows make a thousand pillows, yet a million grunts make just one disappointing little turd.

    By LARDdischarge,
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