New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Go ahead, make my daybed.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, June 20, 2020
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2. A tisket. A tasket. Bro, where’d you buy that basket?

   By MisterOriginality, June 20, 2020
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3. Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning. It was me. By which I imply that I slept with your mom last night. Which I did. Because I’m your father. Now take out the trash, son. And by trash, I mean your mom.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, June 20, 2020
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4. You can lead a horse to water.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, June 20, 2020
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5. Nine out of ten dentists recommend your mom.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, June 20, 2020
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6. Who's a good dog? You're a good dog! What a good girl. Koda, can you speak? Koda, speak! Oh what a good girl! Want a treat? Go to your dish you good doggie.

   By ProlapsedFamous, June 20, 2020
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7. In the case of 'The People vs Mr. Ed', the neighs have it

   By Mr. Direction, June 20, 2020
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8. If at first you're not tried by a jury of your peers, try trying again

   By Mr. Direction, June 20, 2020
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9. Two Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruities to go, please.

   By Hank E. Pancake, June 20, 2020
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10. A little syrup can go a long way, so pace yourself kid.

    By Hank E. Pancake, June 20, 2020
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11. That new teacher wouldn't let me keep my poison apples... Boy is she strychnine!

    By Mr. Direction, June 20, 2020
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12. It’s the chip dip championship! Sammy Salsa vs. Jose Con Queso! Home run, babyyyyy!

    By EdBigleagueChewnior, June 20, 2020
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13. I'm lactose intolerant but I will never stop shitting my brains out.

    By The Funny Man Can, June 20, 2020   

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14. Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Everyone, wolves are scary.

    By MayorOfTurdtown, June 19, 2020
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15. Who am I to accuse Captain Crunch of stolen valor?

    By MisterOriginality, June 19, 2020
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16. Yippee Ki Yay & Happy Father's Day Mother Fucker

    By Granken, June 19, 2020
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17. Phineas on the streets, Ferb between the sheets.

    By SanchoPanza, June 19, 2020
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18. Life is just death and taxes and creamed corn.  So much creamed corn it makes you want to give up.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 18, 2020
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19. A snitch in time gets nine stitches.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, June 19, 2020
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20. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of ass and bubblegum, so it seems I’ve painted myself into something of an existential corner.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, June 19, 2020
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21. Anti-comedy ain’t funny. You know what’s funny? A sideways butt with googly eyes making fart noises. That’s funny.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, June 19, 2020
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22. Lo and behold, low & B hold is how you start this combo.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 19, 2020
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23. It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s The Great Pyramid Scheme.

    By MisterOriginality, June 19, 2020
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24. A dollop of daisy a day defines a defunct and disastrous dependency on daily dairy in your diet you daft dullard.

    By ProlapsedFamous, June 18, 2020
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25. He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves my snot

    By TheMoonsAJerk, June 18, 2020
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