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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I left a damp stamp on the neat seat after watching Lance Gross dance gross. No, I won't clean it up. I'll leave it there.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the mix of milk and Sprite.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Lunch is for Wimps, but Dinner is the Breakfast of Champions.

    By Bert Puttocks,
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  4. People who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit into little balls. People who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.

    By The Other Andy Wood,
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  5. This scampi made me dampi in my pampi

    By Nowhere Man,
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  6. One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four, the new entrance exam for Harvard is more carb based than before!

    By The Exit-tainer!,
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  7. You can pull my finger. You can pick my nose. You can toss my salad. You can flip my bean. Just don't shit on my Lean Cuisine.

    By JohnnyChaCha,
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  8. There’s no one in your chair, Mr. Wozniak, and that smell is just kettle corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. One persons catchphrase is another persons chance to make the host say nice things

    By MyFathersFatDonger,
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  10. It’s dangerous to go around all horny, you could die. You might not, but if you do, people are going to think you’re horny for your own death and then they’ll be mad at you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. What are you doing, processed meat tube?

    By Sixtynine,
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  12. For the last time, we don’t accept Christmas lists as payment for dental implants.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time to plant a tree was 19 years and 364 days ago. Today is a shitty day to plant a tree compared to every day since then. You had twenty years, what the fuck were you doing?

    By the constant pardner,
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  14. Why did Elvis leave the building? To get to the other side.

    By Flynyrd-Skynyrd,
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  15. Hell yeah, life is LOVE I am HORNY

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  16. I'm mysterious and sexy, ya dig?

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  17. Polly wanna cracker? Polly hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. The feet are the REAL nether regions.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Let me be frank, Kevin Spacey has gone to Macy's to get some racy lacies.

    By AyeAyeCaptainFellatio,
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  20. Sunday we have sundaes. Friday we have fry days. Tuesday we have pancakes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. If you came here looking for aggressive advice about getting skates you can use on concrete, you're going to have to fucking get in line.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Flesh Golems of a Dissident Avatar: We are the hug emoji

    By jeremy wayne,
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  23. The snozzberries taste like wallpaper.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  24. And that’s how the sandwich was invented.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  25. Put it on my card. Now shuffle the deck. Is this your card? I can’t pay the check.

    By MisterOriginality,
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