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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Look on this junk in my trunk, ye mighty, and despair!

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  2. They say don't shit where you eat but did you know there are lots of other places you shouldn't shit?

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 263 views

  3. “Soft ye now, the fair Ophelia…”: Hamlet was the pioneer of social boner control.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 232 views

  4. Question are thieves and statements are gifts?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. The way this guy treats socks he’s not going to knock your socks off he’s going to knock them up.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Watch out, I’m about to deploy some referential humor that will knock your socks off.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. My head canon is full of head cheese.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. If you drive below the speed limit in the left lane, please marry me. Marry me and I promise I’ll make your life as miserable as you make mine.

    By shittydave,
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  9. Party in the front. Deliveries in the back.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  10. And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for your solid tight five on air travel.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  11. A funny thing happened on the way to the forum, but I’m not allowed to talk about it

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 206 views

  12. Tonight, tonight, my plans I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the baby I take. The queen will never win the game, for Rumpelforeskin is my name!

    By CumedyGangBang-Sorry,
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  13. Whoever named “college ruled” paper was probably feeling really nostalgic at the time.

    By shittydave,
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  14. Take the whole fam gambling, go grab your kin. Mam's rambling "go max or min!" Damn, all the bramble and gin. BAM! All the bets are in. I'm clamoring.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. Stuck in a log I made friends with rocks. I got a catalog of nothing but socks so I buy a new pair every brand-new day and I won't give a care to your mama's dismay.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. He may mock or tease but if he’s a block, with a rock of cheese, I’ll talk with ease and squeeze the rock. I’d be Socrates while he sees and gawks. With my expertise I'm bound to shock. I won’t appease the pleas to talk.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. I watch the best of the ‘94 Jim Carrey vehicles on my phone at COVID costume parties so I can Mask while I mask while I mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I put mud treatments on while taping outdoors so I can mask while I mask while I mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Sun's out, guns out, it's a dog day afternoon. Attica! Attica!

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  20. Not a walrus, but a ghost. Maybe a sparrow or a snail

    By transparentslimeball,
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  21. You know what's scarier than the dark is a flash in the dark.

    By transparentslimeball,
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  22. I'm starting off this show with a tshirt idea for all, podswag needs more money and leesa needs more dough. So I'm putting a photo of my leesa on a tshirt for all to see, with a naked Dalton Wilcox staring out at you and me.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  23. I just had an edible on the 4th day of July, bad time to do it, as I mistook a Roman Candle for my guy. The feeling was amazing I felt like I could fly, never had an orgasm quite like this, but the smell of sulfur made me cry.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  24. It's really too bad we don't have more fireworks, I forgot how they glow, bottle rockets, M80s, bursting 9 am to 12 am, always to and fro. My dog really loves them, barks all night in her approval, 24 hrs, 5 days a week, no need for her refusal. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  25. Jolly Old St. Nicholas, bend your ear this way… Okay, now bend your ear the other way… Okay, that’s a wrap.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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