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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh me. Me oh my. Quarantine's packed beef on those thighs.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  2. If you read listener-submitted catchphrases at the top of your show... You MAY be a podcast host.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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    • 228 views

  3. Eating penises! Cow penis, cat penis, platypus and rat penis. Hog penis, frog penis, gotta get that dog penis. Lions And tigers and even elephant penises are relevant.

    By Space jamming,
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  4. Penis, penis, over the mulberry bush, it jumps around, and haves some fun, then lands in somebody’s tush!

    By Space jamming,
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  5. Why have you arrived here, strange traveler, to the farthest edge of Shrek's empire?

    By Robert_Yune,
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  6. If someone around here asks you to shoot craps, make sure they're talking about the dice game first.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  7. As the eunuch remarked when the voyage embarked, “It’s easier said than done.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Just because YOU’RE not drunk at 7AM doesn’t mean other people can’t be, DAD!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. And THIS is why a toilet-shaped tin is a bad idea for a mud mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. But that, my dear Watson, is just the tip of the iceberg’s penis.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 237 views

  11. Just because you are a jerk off doesn’t mean you could beat me in a jerk off.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. If you don't want to learn Roman numerals, it's your Roman funerals

    By TheMeddler,
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  13. A skunk a day keeps the doctor away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I’m not going to sugar-coat it: these candy apples are terrible.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  15. His bark may be worse than his bite, but he is a tree and the biting is still a great concern.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 218 views

  16. Sea turtles seem like lazy parents. A beach is not a babysitter.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  17. My wife thinks I’m some kind of joke, just because I’m a chicken who works as a crossing guard.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Please, no politics at the dinner table. Save it for the situation room.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  19. Make Star Love. Not Star War.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  20. Over the lips and past the gums to grandmother’s house we go.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Quality ingredients, better dildos.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Lin-Manuel was playing wheelbarrow with your mom -

    By ClitoralGlitz,
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  23. Don’t go to bed with a frown. Seek immediate vengeance.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 251 views

  24. So simple, even an idiot can listen to it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 229 views

  25. Thick Dicks Sink Ships

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 332 views
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