New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. If my doctor wasn't my daughter I'd probably be dating her

   By Crunchy NutSkin, July 17, 2020
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2. When I suckle at the teat, I take it neat.

   By TootyBut2DButt, July 17, 2020
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3. You can pick your friends and you can pick their noses, but you can’t force them to have plastic surgery if they don’t want to.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, July 17, 2020
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4. If chuckles were buckles, I’d be a monkey’s uncle. But if giggles were tickles, I’d stop writing Rob Riggle.

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5. When the eye doctor told me my areolas looked great, I thought she meant something else.

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6. Unfortunately this week we have decided to put an end to our long-standing tradition of picking a new catchphrase submitted by our listeners. The catchphrases were becoming too vulgar and childish. Now go fart on your boner you fucking puke face.

   By the constant pardner, July 17, 2020
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7. Tommy Bahama seduced my mama with a crotch-less pajama diorama

   By Yuri Tarted, July 17, 2020
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8. I eat hot sauce because it gives me a tickle on both ends

   By Yuri Tarted, July 17, 2020
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9. Who would diddle the kiddle from Malcolm in the Middle

   By Yuri Tarted, July 17, 2020
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10. Roaches check in. They don’t check out. So bill them another day, wieners out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 16, 2020
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11. If I were The Weekend I'd constantly be signing "everybody's working for the weekend" at my employees.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 16, 2020
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12. My roomba does zumba with Timon and Pumbaa.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 16, 2020
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13. To seize the means of production means to honor proletariat laborers who are the true producers. Law and order cannot be known until these producers are credited as such. So suck on that Dick Wolf.

    By LongTimeThirdTime, July 16, 2020
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14. The pessimist in me says Dumbo got taken advantage of by that feather salesman.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 16, 2020
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15. In for a penny, in for a pound. Boy Brexit sure did a number on that British economy

    By GoogleCrosby, July 16, 2020
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16. There are a lot of fish in the sea. At least until climate changes kills them off, am'i right fellas?

    By LARDdischarge, July 16, 2020
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17. Up next, the Biker Mice from Mars Hanukkah Special.  But first... 

    By AirWreckGerKey, July 16, 2020
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18. WELL, come to Comedy Bang Bang.  Well, COME to Comedy Bang Bang.  Welcome TO Comedy Bang Bang.  Welcome to COMEDY Bang Bang.  Welcome to Comedy BANG Bang.  Welcome to Comedy Bang BANG.

    By AirWreckGerKey, July 16, 2020
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19. You can't make Huevos Rancheros without breaking a few eggs.

    By AirWreckGerKey, July 16, 2020
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20. I overhauled my overalls / So I could do a fashion haul. / It took too long, / I did it wrong, / And now I’m over overhauls, / And sick of patching wretched ‘ralls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 16, 2020
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21. Why do we PARK in DRIVEways and DRIVE on SIDEWALKS?

    By Carl with a k, July 16, 2020
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22. Quick, Slick, let's get that dick thick!

    By Junk Fungus, July 16, 2020
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23. Kremlin queens in denim jeans be tootin for glutin and rootin for Putin.

    By Junk Fungus, July 16, 2020
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24. How do you do? And more importantly, how do you doo-doo?

    By Junk Fungus, July 16, 2020
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25. "Goosh Puss", a holiday story about a kind-hearted whore who's vagina was allergic to love...coming to VOD this Thursday.

    By Junk Fungus, July 16, 2020
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