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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The combined Slavic Citizenship and Plumbing course I took sent me Russian to the toilet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. A catchphrase

    By pubixcube69,
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  3. I threw up on a farm. Wait, that’s not right. I threw up on a farmer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth, then they have a plan, a fat lip, and maybe one or two questions about why a stranger just punched them in the face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Famous Amos had a famous heinous anus. A famous heinous anus, Famous Amos had. If Famous Amos didn’t have a famous heinous anus, whose famous heinous anus did Famous Amos have?

    By Fettuccine Wilfredo,
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  6. Best catchphrase submission

    By Pleasant Accidents Band,
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  7. You guys always try to make me do dirty things on the show, it ain't gonna work because I ain't that kind of Joe. It's downright annoying and really quite cliche, also right before the show I always use Reggie's bidet. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,   
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  8. Bitch better have my mummy

    By Chode the Wet Sprocket,
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  9. I'd rather help my Uncle Jack off a horse, than jack my uncle and a horse.

    By uplatewithhotdogs,
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  10. CBB Catchphrase

    By LizardKingShit,
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  11. Highway to the Danger Zone closed June to September, 1 AM to 4 AM. USE ALT. ROUTES!

    By MisterOriginality,
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  12. I told my guest he is free to roam. Just the other day he ate me out of ass and home.

    By Space jamming,
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  13. They call me “King Cool“ in the land where I pretend. They really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don’t sniff glue or you’ll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. I am a rock; I am an island resort where you have to get on a cruise ship to get to me and the food is not that good.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Roll me a whole hole an’ fry up them dough-doughs: it’s high time we dined on some liquor and Ho-Hos.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. She slows Seaso shows on the seashore

    By IAteThePostOfFizz,
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  19. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is probably running a lot of errands for people.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. You may have made lemonade out of lemons but I made milk out of lemons, so who’s the optimist now!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Just an old fashioned love song, about my artificial robo-dong.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ass cream. Because hemorrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. An eye for an eye makes the whole world need LASIK.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 221 views

  24. Who’d go cruisin’ for a bruisin’ when you could be prancin’ for Ted Danson?

    By MisterOriginality,
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  25. Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday.

    By Schnickpot,
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