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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They Might Be Giants, but I have a small penis.

    By Greenwell,
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  2. The person who asked, “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” has a fundamental misunderstanding of what clapping is.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. David Fincher? I hardly know her! What’s this now? You’re telling me David is a man’s name?!?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. "Cruel to be Kind". Richard Kind, that is! And by "cruel" I mean, "must be nice!"

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  5. Hark, what lightsabre through yonder window breaks? It is the Ewoks and Yoda is the sun.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I'm shaking my money maker, and by money maker I mean this empty coffee cup. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. It's impolite to let imps alight on this flight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Kareem can dream but can cream collect steam?

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. A poem about lovers and Crispin Glovers, Ah to heck wi' this, let's sue Zemeckidis

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Opinions are like assholes. But how do assholes feel about being compared to opinions? I don't know the answer myself, but Vincent Gallo might.

    By The Satire So-Sigh-Yetti,
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  11. She gets elevator eyes and then invites him ‘twixt her thighs when he sings “Bette Davis Eyes.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Badda Bing Badda Boom, I've Been Slimy Since the Womb

    By Tardy Prospector,
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  13. I wrote a poop joke I thought was solid but then it ran on a lot.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. The police busted a nut; it was a cashew.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. It’s all fun and games until someone busts nurt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Ben bit Benny in a Boise Benihana, but he didn’t bite the bento box because he didn’t wanna.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. I'd be more into Yoga, if Yoga were more into me. And if I were more into It, I'd be flexible AF.

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  18. Doctor doctor, give me the news. Huey Lewis done kidnapped them fools.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. To take my mind off the current situation I’ve gotten into collecting things and I started with unemployment benefits.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. I came. I saw. I left it for housekeeping.

    By Doc_Philgoode,
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  21. I’m a fan of genitals in general, but I’m a bigger fan of genitals in Generals. Here’s lookin at you Patton and MacArthur.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 328 views

  22. I once asked a zombie why he didn’t eat other zombies. He said, “What are you, my dietician?”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Remember: Supertramp was just regular Tramp until they were bitten by a radioactive hobo.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. When I'm mildly to moderately depressed, I reach for No More Tears shampoo.  No More Tears: Start saying goodbye to sobbing and side effects. And stop singing "Hello Darkness, My Old Friend."

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  25. Color Me Badd. Color me good. Color me anything you want as long as we can debate the spiritual message of "I Wanna Sex You Up."

    By The Satire So-Sigh-Yetti,
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