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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You're telling me Misters Michel-Basquiat and Monet hit the road in a badass Honda Odyssey!? That's a real Jean-Claude van, Damn.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. What's your favorite Disney movie with more than 6 Tim Conways in it? Mine's Snow White and the Seven Dorfs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Two households, both alike in dem titties, / In fair Jersey Shore, where we lay our scene…

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. How much nurts could a peanurt nurt if Mr. Peanurt nurt nurt nurt?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Squirming vermin in my chemise cause me to fall to me knees and pray they don’t bite deez.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. No one cared who I was til I put on the mask - said the underaged kid trying to buy alcohol

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  7. You know what they say, possession is 9/10ths of The Exorcist.

    By Shitting Dick-Nipples,
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  8. We ain’t fakin’… Whole lot of Quake 3 goin’ on.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. They call me Mimi, but I don’t know why.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I watch Minute to Win It with a bonnet on my noggin, eating Benihana takeout, rocking out to Kenny Loggins.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Attack of the Shits

    By TylerGarver,
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  12. From Alimony to Webber, Tony and Lord Andrew Lloyd that is, this is U Bang Bangin Comedy 2 Me?: the comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of all things Comedy Bang Bang. This is good improv comedy, uh, content.

    By ShiningElevatorofDiarrhea,
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  13. The Twilight Saga was filmed a mile from here. A mile as the wolf runs not as the vampire weekends

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  14. "It’s been a minute," means a long time. So I don’t know why you look unsatisfied

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  15. Technically a pooper scooper does not scoop poop, but poppers. So get in my van you little shit

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  16. She’s got legs for days! Two days that is, assuming a diet of one leg per day

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  17. Hasta mignon-a, gravy.

    By LOLlard,
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  18. Undies down, time to clown.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Condominium? I hardly know him!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. No seriously, who let the dogs out?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time

    By poopoobaby,
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  22. A little dab'll do ya.. A lot of dab? BOO YA!

    By Buffalo,
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  23. Why of course I have a tramp stamp, my collectible Charlie Chaplin stamp, the little tramp himself.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Today was rough, I came on the Subway and they had the audacity to make me clean my ejaculate off the glass before they would make my sandwich.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. There's no business like show business, except the shoe business and that's really only close in spelling.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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