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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  2. Do I dare disturb the universe? Still owes me 20 bucks.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 209 views

  3. Do robots dream of electric sheep? Mine only says "Gleep zorp bwoop beep".

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 266 views

  4. My humps, my humps, my humps are a sign of a serious medical problem.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 211 views

  5. Gather round smoke our thing hear the tale of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train in an overcoat with stains. In a flash I saw a rash accompanying his cane. Hard to just ignore em but where's the bloke's decorum He calls himself King but I didn't vote for him

    By LordBabyHat,
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  6. Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  8. Gather round smoke our thing hear the tale of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train in an overcoat with stains. In a flash I saw a rash accompanying his cane. Hard to just ignore em but where's the bloke's decorum He calls himself King but I didn't vote for him

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 208 views

  9. Bookstores should really offer to heat up your book for you when you buy it.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 271 views

  10. People of London, take cover! A 30 foot actor is treading the city as if it were the very boards of the Old Vic. Yes! Beware the Terror of Gargantu-Ian McKellan!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Little Jack Horner sat on the corner, poor and destitute. He eats a discarded cocktail onion off his dirty thumb.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. I suspect there's more than Rock and Roll here so I'm reserving judgement on whether or not I like it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 251 views

  13. Ride and/or die

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  14. Sofia Coppola. Sofia Maxima Coppola.

    By LOLlard,
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  15. Great Scott! Even better podcast.

    By LOLlard,
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    • 274 views

  16. I don't want to bang, I just want to work on dee drum all day.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  17. Try before you buy, buy before you die, die before your nemesis to deprive their life of meaning.

    By Cat-on-a-hot-ten-inches,
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  18. Please don't stare at the brain that hangs down below the wang, you may think it's insane, but that's just nuts.

    By Colonel Chester "Nips" McGee,
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  19. The Bays english muffin empire has been notified of your loyalties to the Thomas’ of Nook and Cranny. Your allegiance is misguided. YUM!

    By Mightyfyy,
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    • 169 views

  20. Have you ever seen a worm do the human?

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  21. I’m a Prefontaine man in a Post Malone world.

    By LOLlard,
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    • 266 views

  22. Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

    By Expandong,
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    • 472 views

  23. Give me the meat boys and free my pole, I want to get topped on your podcast show.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  24. Call me "Late to Dinner", but don't call me anything else! I'm hungry, just not quite yet!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  25. Her name was Lola, She was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in her hair and feathers all over the rest of her too, a great big set of wings and a hell of a beak. It occurs to me now I may have given a hundred dollars worth of singles to a bird.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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