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I’m still years away but I can feel a hell of a mid-life crisis brewin’ inside me.

By TootyBut2DButt, August 13, 2020
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It’s like my Pam-Paw used to say “You snooze some, you looze some.”

By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, August 13, 2020
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- August 13, 2020
If you feel blue stay put have a listen. It’s comedy gold, oh no it’s not written. Improvisation is key, you see. So enjoy the show, hope the laughs make you pee.

By eatin_aint_cheatin, August 13, 2020
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- August 13, 2020
Grumps with the mumps can thump my plump rump bumps while I take a lumpy dump in my sump pump

By CremeFreesh, August 13, 2020
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- August 13, 2020
Scott Aukerman? More like THOT Aukerman. And by “THOT” I mean “that host over there.”

By Bopstick, August 12, 2020
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- August 12, 2020
I'd like to take a moment to apologize for everything I've ever said.

By TootyBut2DButt, August 12, 2020
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- August 12, 2020
Saying “Hello” is saying “Goodbye” if you happen to be from a state thats abrev’d HI

By Caroline Parry, August 12, 2020
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- August 12, 2020
Oh waiter. This steak is burnt to a crisp on the outside, yet raw and bloody on the inside. It's got too much fat on it, and its greasy. Plus it's way too spicy and salty. In other words..... Its right up my alley.

By Mother Fucker of Vinegar, August 12, 2020
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- August 12, 2020
Asparagus is an aphrodisiac, doubly so for people who are into water sports.

By TootyBut2DButt, August 12, 2020
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- August 12, 2020
Rub my belly for luck, go a little lower and we’ll fuck.

By TootyBut2DButt, August 12, 2020
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- August 12, 2020
She says she talks to angels. Turns out she meant Hell’s Angels. And by “talks to”, she meant “has unprotected sex with”. And by “she”, I meant “me”.

By CaptPukeFish, August 12, 2020
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- August 12, 2020
If you're not talking TMNT to me, put some TNT in your booty.

By BigBootyBossBaby, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, get rid of it all with VACCU-SEX-OTRONICS, the all-nude, all-robot cleaning company!

By MayorOfTurdtown, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
What's the frequency, Kenneth? Of these suppositories? Five up the butt every hour? No thanks I'll take my chances with the cancer.

By MayorOfTurdtown, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
My only regret is not fixing a lifetime of errors and poor decisions

By MayorOfTurdtown, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
You can't steal what you've already bought and you can't catch what you've already got.

By Pablo Picasshole, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
Stare at my clearly undescended testicle any longer and I'm turning this school bus around!

By BloatedFartingScumBag, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
Take the gun, sell it, then you’ve got cannolis for days.

By TootyBut2DButt, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
What do you call an office appliance that destroys documents? Welcome to another episode of Comedy Krang Krang

By Port Man’s Lazy Toe, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
Listen, I'm too sexy for my shirt, so much so that it physically hurts me, and I'm pretty sure cats WALK around this PetCo, so where better to shake my little tush!?

By Pat Chaddams, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
It's hard to find the perfect Fortnite dance for your wedding, but once you've found it all that's left is meeting a woman.

By Pat Chaddams, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
Dapper Tuxedos, Comedy Southern Accent Lessons, Layer Cakes and Dragon Tattoos, all this and more on DanielCraigslist.com

By Pat Chaddams, August 11, 2020
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- August 11, 2020
I'm Pan-sexual, which means i'm only attracted to Robin Williams and Sandy Duncan.

By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, August 10, 2020
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- August 10, 2020
Jesus, take the wheel. Satan, you’re crowd control. In and out in 3 minutes, with as few casualties as possible. Let’s do this!

By CaptPukeFish, August 10, 2020
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- August 10, 2020
What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, August 10, 2020
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- August 10, 2020

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I’m still years away but I can feel a hell of a mid-life crisis brewin’ inside me.

It’s like my Pam-Paw used to say “You snooze some, you looze some.”

If you feel blue stay put have a listen. It’s comedy gold, oh no it’s not written. Improvisation is key, you see. So enjoy the show, hope the laughs make you pee.

Grumps with the mumps can thump my plump rump bumps while I take a lumpy dump in my sump pump

Scott Aukerman? More like THOT Aukerman. And by “THOT” I mean “that host over there.”

I'd like to take a moment to apologize for everything I've ever said.

Saying “Hello” is saying “Goodbye” if you happen to be from a state thats abrev’d HI

Oh waiter. This steak is burnt to a crisp on the outside, yet raw and bloody on the inside. It's got too much fat on it, and its greasy. Plus it's way too spicy and salty. In other words..... Its right up my alley.

Asparagus is an aphrodisiac, doubly so for people who are into water sports.

Rub my belly for luck, go a little lower and we’ll fuck.

She says she talks to angels. Turns out she meant Hell’s Angels. And by “talks to”, she meant “has unprotected sex with”. And by “she”, I meant “me”.

If you're not talking TMNT to me, put some TNT in your booty.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, get rid of it all with VACCU-SEX-OTRONICS, the all-nude, all-robot cleaning company!

What's the frequency, Kenneth? Of these suppositories? Five up the butt every hour? No thanks I'll take my chances with the cancer.

My only regret is not fixing a lifetime of errors and poor decisions

You can't steal what you've already bought and you can't catch what you've already got.

Stare at my clearly undescended testicle any longer and I'm turning this school bus around!

Take the gun, sell it, then you’ve got cannolis for days.

What do you call an office appliance that destroys documents? Welcome to another episode of Comedy Krang Krang

Listen, I'm too sexy for my shirt, so much so that it physically hurts me, and I'm pretty sure cats WALK around this PetCo, so where better to shake my little tush!?

It's hard to find the perfect Fortnite dance for your wedding, but once you've found it all that's left is meeting a woman.

Dapper Tuxedos, Comedy Southern Accent Lessons, Layer Cakes and Dragon Tattoos, all this and more on DanielCraigslist.com

I'm Pan-sexual, which means i'm only attracted to Robin Williams and Sandy Duncan.

Jesus, take the wheel. Satan, you’re crowd control. In and out in 3 minutes, with as few casualties as possible. Let’s do this!

What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

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