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1. Birds of a feather flock together. Birds clad in leather fly like Tim Allen in Wild Hogs.

   By Edward James Almost Famous, June 26, 2020
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2. It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings but fat shaming is cancelled so let's keep this party rolling.

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3. Bang my ear once, shame on you. Bang my ear twice…is it Monday already?

   By Euripides’ Shorts, June 26, 2020
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4. My wife's boyfriend says I can stay up late, apart from the nights when they go on a date.

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5. Bang once for erotica; bang twice for comedy.

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6. Jimmy Eat World then jimmy poop world

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7. If you wanna solo Sulu, then you'd better check with Checkov

   By Mr. Direction, June 26, 2020
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8. 1 for the cup. 2 for the girl. 3 to get ready. I hope it's a swirl

   By Mr. Direction, June 26, 2020
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9. I spy with my little eye two big ol cheeks to clap. 

   By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES, June 26, 2020
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10. If snitches get stitches, do kisses get Swiss piss?

    By Al Tanferd, June 25, 2020
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11. To pee or not to pee, that is transgression.

    By Al Tanferd, June 25, 2020
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12. I was told my face looks like deep fried chilli fries by some polite youngsters. What do they know!

    By Al Tanferd, June 25, 2020
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13. In the future, cyber-sex will be when you bone in the back of your Tesla Cybertruck.

    By Al Tanferd, June 25, 2020
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14. I’ve been told I sleep in a funny place.... My Eddie Murphy Bed.

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15. I could eat them everyday, and my mom says I’d gain weight.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 25, 2020
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16. Has anyone ever realized how unfair it is to the other pickled foods to call pickled cucumbers “pickles”?

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17. Romance is a game for fools, so baby let’s clown around.

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18. If there's one thing that should have a trigger warning it's guns!

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 25, 2020
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19. With everything going on at least there are no miners trapped in a mine right now.

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20. That diagram of a penis you always see at the doctors office is actually Billy Joel’s penis.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 25, 2020
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21. Stop sitting on Chris Cross's apple sauce, he's hungry.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 25, 2020
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22. Burnt Sienna is the new Vantablack. Fanta should have a flavor like that.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r, June 25, 2020
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23. Remember this Australopithecus Afarensis from 3.5 million years ago? You won’t believe what he looks like today!

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24. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, pound my back door, leave me soiled and sore.

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25. Said the little lamb to the Shepard boy: “Judy Greer what I Greer?”

    By MisterOriginality, June 25, 2020
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