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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let’s get meta!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. And those times when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, I was doing upside down jumping jacks ten feet in the air. It was fuckin awesome. I’m fucking Jesus bro. How could you forget that shit? It’s cool. We were both fucked up.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. If thinking is knowing, then knowing is believing

    By Bantel’s ghost,
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  4. Funk machine broken, please try again later.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  5. AnalLeakage.gov

    By AnusLeakage.gov,
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  6. You Must Buy Your Manhole At Least As Much Pizza As You Buy Your Teenaged Turtles and Other Poems and Observations Humorous and Otherwise from the Life on the Podcast, by Scott Aukerman

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  7. What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? My two-legged rescue dog wearing his back wheels, taking a nap, and a riding a surfboard, respectively.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Not only do I put asses in the seats but I move asses through the streets. You can ride me for five dollars but you can’t ring my bell. Who am I?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. This week’s episode of Comedy Bang Bang! is brought to you by SquareFace. Make your dream a reality with SquareFace. You know that dream you had where everyone’s face was square? That’s what I’m talking about.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. SirCumsize

    By SirCumsize,
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  11. Peas on Earth. Carrots on Venus. Play with my rocket while I tickle your anus

    By Mr. Direction,
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  12. Don't shit on my leg and tell me it's raining shit

    By the constant pardner,
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  13. In space, no one can hear you Scream, a Wes Craven film

    By Mr. Boddy’s Body,
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  14. Limon Cello keeps me mellow but pamplemousse really honks my goose

    By dickcheesecake,
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  15. I'll see your shoes and raise you some stilts

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  16. Booger-free since snack time

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  17. You can't shit me, I've got a turd in my pocket

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  18. Body-odor-positive, oddly motor-negative

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  19. The podcast that bids one dollar less than someone else on The Price Is Right

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  20. Mock (Mock) Ing (Ing) Bird (Bird) Yeah (Yeah) State (State) Bird (Bird) Of (Of) Texas (Texas) Yee (Yee) Haw (Haw)

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  21. The waiting is the hardest part except the tooth enamel

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  22. Head not screwed on right? Don’t take the risk! Head loss is the leading cause of death among forgetful seniors. Call 1-800-HED-SCRU today.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. You take the Good, You take the bad, you take my Kenny Loggins tapes and I'll punch you in the Dick...

    By Pendleton Tiptoes,
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  24. It shouldn't be illegal to own a beagle.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. You are forgetting how hard the song "Maple Leaf Rag" slaps.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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