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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Off with his head!" is probably John Bobbit's least favorite historical quote.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 280 views

  2. “Move it or lose it,” said the… A) tow truck driver B) attacking pawn C) over-eager Civil War field medic D) all of the above

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 235 views

  3. Free Fabrice

    By total_eclipse_of_the_fart,
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  4. Why do CBB torrent searches only show Big Bang Theory? Please seed.

    By total_eclipse_of_the_fart,
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    • 339 views

  5. Slow and steady wins the race, and that race is NASCAR baby.

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 276 views

  6. Drop it like it’s hot, pick it up like it’s ugly.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Unkar Plutt fucked my butt, and only gave me a quarter portion

    By CandleDick,
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  8. Catchphrase submission

    By CandleDick,
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  9. It's a dog eat dog food World.

    By Hairy_Jerry_Very_Contrary,
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  10. The squeaky wheel gets the Grease. Cause boy, that Danny Zuko can get anything wet.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 276 views

  11. This little piggy ate The Impossible Whopper; this little piggy said, “Eight dollars for a fucking plant burger?! No thanks.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. This little piggy went to Aldi; this little piggy restricted non-essential travel.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. If you invite Moriarty to your party, Sherlock gets angry; Watson gets farty

    By racecarfastlane,
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  14. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. EAT your garbanzo, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 225 views

  17. Livin' in a MILFs paradise

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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    • 273 views

  18. Today is the first day of the rest of your life is something I like to say to newborns

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  19. I Would Relish The Opportunity To Put My Weiner Between Your Buns

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  20. Where a buncha white people discuss topics

    By FUCK!,
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  21. Hey Clay Aiken, I ain’t fakin that you’ll have me shakin if you give me some bacon

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Hey Clay Aiken, ya makin bacon or are ya fakin...an orgasm.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 230 views

  23. Give me some bacon and make it out of a fucking plant or I’ll find your family.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 227 views

  24. Two dogs converged on a tennis ball, / And mine had had much less exercise, / And that has made all the difference.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Two for flinching, one for pinching, Mr. Crab.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 228 views
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