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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No shoes, no shirt, no service. No pants, no socks, let’s rock!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 290 views

  2. Like cholesterol, you're always in my heart.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 358 views

  3. Is there a comma in “drama llama mama”?

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 361 views

  4. Who's down, hamburger?

    By TheCoccyxKid,
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    • 366 views

  5. Here Today Gone Tomorrow, I'm In A New Book by Ronan Farrow

    By BeefCakeQueefSteak,
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    • 235 views

  6. I dreamt of golden fountains dividing chocolate mountains. I saw them rushing, flushing down in waters underground.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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  7. I sent a coal fax to Colfax but all that came out was paper.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 308 views

  8. I'll bet you dollars to donuts this economy moves toward a fried pastry-based currency

    By the constant pardner,
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  9. Riddle me this: I'm diddled with piss.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 255 views

  10. "Yo quiero regular bell!", said Spanish Quasimodo.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 261 views

  11. Just the Tip is my favorite way to pay for restaurant meals.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 249 views

  12. Butter is just the poor man's golden fat spread.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 205 views

  13. The Lord loves a working man, but my mom thinks I'm an asshole...love ya ma.

    By TINTRON3030,
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    • 187 views

  14. Loose stool stinks ships

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  15. I touchscreen every day, but it never touches back.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 243 views

  16. Having a party for national orgasm day. Who's coming?

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 252 views

  17. Maybe I’m an idiot or maybe they shouldn’t have named it the GARBAGE disposal!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 238 views

  18. Because she loves you, and you know that that is bad, because she's a bear and you are dinner to be had

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 278 views

  19. Turn on, Tune in and Stop Gout

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 271 views

  20. Twinkle Twinkle little star, I keep urine in a jar

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  21. Jesus had some hot cross-buns.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 213 views

  22. Hannah Montana had a pretty weak connection with the state of Montana.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 215 views

  23. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just a person with a really weird dick?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 215 views

  24. It's not a question of "if", but a questionable whiff

    By LongTimeThirdTime,
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    • 210 views

  25. Pardon my french, butthole in the streets, as I pardon your french butthole in the sheets.

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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    • 290 views
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