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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jimmy cracked the grand unified theory of pants and corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. EGGS OUT, LEGS OUT

    By SteveH,
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    • 456 views

  3. I like the loot in your patoot. Let’s knock boots!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. Jason Priestly’s beastly weenie wobbled weakly yet serenely

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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  5. Splish splash, I was actually jerking off into the sink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Mustard for my real friends. Real Turds for my musty friends.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. I like my gravy how I like my Eddie Murphy movies. Clumpy.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  8. Tip of the cap is the streets, clap of the ass in the sheets.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  9. You didn’t hear this from me, because I only speak in a soft whisper.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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    • 204 views

  10. Floss up your closet for a faucet deposit

    By Dr. Pony,
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    • 189 views

  11. Now marks the time for grads and dads and the failed coup of Sebastian the crab.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  12. I took self defense at 14 to face my catholic school bully, the martyr Sister Mary-Catherine Gargonzolli.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  13. “Night gown found in Peugeot Sound.” The news came round that Grandma has drowned.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  14. A yesterday ago, in the damp green of springtime we made love by a babbling brook, the words of a spec script for “Becker”, hot on our lips.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Unfortunately, the porn parody “Zero Dark Flirty” doesn’t quite clear the bar of the pun justifying the premise.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 210 views

  16. The throat is lovely, dark and deep, and I have inches to suck before I sleep

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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  17. There's a program of single step, it's got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  18. Look! Deadpool’s eating Tidepods with the Tadpoles by the Tidepools!

    By El Señor Cool,
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  19. I'm here to say

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  20. I’m a little teapot short and stout, stop using me as a bong and clean me out!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. I’m unsure of how to feel about the phrase “Tits McGee” in 2020.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 251 views

  22. A tree fell in the forest, a man fell in the shower, a woman fell in Love; it was Gillian Jacobs

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 237 views

  23. Editable-Creditable-Edible-Animals

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Two chimps flung poop at a yellow sign, / And I cleaned the side less caked thereby, / And that’s why I’m not Head Zookeeper.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Peter Pantser pantsed a pack of pesky pranksters. How many criminal charges will Peter Pantser face?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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