New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Nobody knows how dry my perimeum is, and I intend to keep it that way.

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2. Muffle Uffle Dingle Dong

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3. Eat my shorts and leave some for me!

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4. "May the thrilling life of a circus performer be yours!"

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5. If you touch me, I'm going to scream Part II

   By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis, April 22, 2020
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6. Hemorrhoids are funny until the jokes on your butt.

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7. I love the smell of no pants in the morning.

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8. Yea though I walk through the valley of pants, I shall wear none, for they doth bind up my rod and my sack.

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9. A bowl of boiled beef, now that’s a real treat. But please don’t make me beg for my prunes and boiled eggs.

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10. 1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, but 2 in my mouth is better than 1 in my tush

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11. Macadamia nuts?! I hardly know ya!

    By Euripides’ Shorts, April 21, 2020
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12. Cargo Space!? But car no fly!

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13. If I'm a people person then you must be a geese goose

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14. You don't tell me what don't to do, but please tell me what do to do

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15. Every time a teenager gets a boost in self esteem, an angel gets an unsatisfactory performance review.

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16. These are not the pants you are looking for.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, April 21, 2020
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17. On a dark desert podcast / Warm wind in my pants / Dank smell of burritos / Rising up through the chairs

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18. This catchphrase is brought to you by American Families for Catchphrase Decency and by the Assbert and Bungholia J. Turdbucket Foundation.

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19. When a crossfit gym closes, an angel gets its paycheck.

    By LARDdischarge, April 21, 2020
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20. Take a card, any card. Now put the card back in the deck. Is this your card? How about this one?

    By MattyOstapchuk, April 21, 2020
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21. Slippery seesaw, the slippy kitten, was a dumb hic with a grain of Lipton.

    By LARDdischarge, April 21, 2020
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22. An onion bagel, a large iced java; then out my butt comes molten lava!

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23. Call me Scotty cause I sit on the tiny potty

    By DoritoExpertTheProfessional, April 20, 2020
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24. If it were up to me E.T. would be the only illegal alien.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 20, 2020
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25. Pop-tarts stop sharts!

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