New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. When you’re balm-to-palm your dong is in it. At least mine is.

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2. Twist the sanguine lingua wildly, watching whales o’er lurid, lightly turgid currents.

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3. High fives for all the shy guys.....for keeping their fucking hands to themselves...

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4. It was an age of Vampyre and Lycan. The Vampyre thoughts they were all 10's but were actually 6's, and the Lycan ate chum like freaks.

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5. Dude are you on Molly? Ringwald? Come on man, get off of her

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6. It's hard to gloat when you're naturally bloat(ed).

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7. Sucky sucky for Yucky Chucky the Lucky Ducky.

   By MalcolmJamalWarlord, April 13, 2020
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8. It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."

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9. No ifs, no buts, just big hairy nuts.

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10. The first butt is the deepest.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 13, 2020
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11. Tentacle porn is cultural appropriation from octopuses.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 13, 2020
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12. I hate to brag but I put my pants on two legs at a time.

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13. Solomon Grundy was pants-free when pants-free wasn’t cool.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, April 13, 2020
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14. Pants on pants is the new hat on a hat.

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15. I’m too sexy for my pants.

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16. Imagine all the people...no, seriously, try to imagine all of them. You can't do it. Too many people.

    By FrozenJelloBasement, April 13, 2020
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17. Ecstasy = M.C. Hammer in a cardboard box

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18. If I had a dollar for every time I've had a dollar, I'd have twice the amount of money I have. Don't believe me? I'll bet you 50 cents I'm right.

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19. "Extry! Extry! Paperboy-slash-town-crier trope used yet again by award-winning filmmaker, despite never actually being a thing!"

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20. My wife and I used to do a lot sixty nine-ing but unfortunately 10 years in we do a lot more ninety-sixing.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 12, 2020
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21. I wonder how cows feel about human milk.

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22. I liked Zootopia but I preferred Zoot-topia that movie about the society of people that all wore zoot suits.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 12, 2020
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23. Somehow the combination of uh and huh means yes.

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24. This 2020 glow up looks more like a man's 2020 throw up

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25. I’d stick my dick in a mousetrap for a Klondike bar.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, April 12, 2020
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