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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I creeps and I crawls cause I just pooped on your walls..

    By Pendleton Tiptoes,
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  2. I love to listen every day and if you ask me why I’ll say…‘cause Scotty Auckers has a way with C-R-A-P-O-L-A

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 230 views

  3. Hey nong, you’re a pod star, get your pants off, let’s play

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 218 views

  4. May I get one for Pretty in Pink, and two for Shitty in Stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. May all people unite as one big skin ball with a trillion teeth.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  6. Whining into the audio abyss

    By Broccoli Rob,
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    • 185 views

  7. Coming at you like a slug with claws

    By Broccoli Rob,
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    • 191 views

  8. Peanut butter and siracha on toast - it'll change your life.

    By Broccoli Rob,
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    • 187 views

  9. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 257 views

  10. If staying at home alone and talking to no one is cool now, then call me the Fonz!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 232 views

  11. 'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 238 views

  12. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 218 views

  13. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 215 views

  14. Don't look at me, I just squirt here.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 229 views

  15. Titty Twister is a porn parody I would watch.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. I got a boob job, I mean I got a job as a breast cancer researcher.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you have two dongs?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 216 views

  18. Someday I hope you have an erection AND you’re happy to see me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 212 views

  19. It's an oldie, but a goodie, said grandpa with a woody. 

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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    • 233 views

  20. At the end of the day, it's all about how much hummus you can scoop with your dong.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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    • 253 views

  21. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a great STD.

    By adamgryphon,
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  22. Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though I'm tied up in a pyramid scheme. 

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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    • 226 views

  23. The hair down there sticks mainly to my chair.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 213 views

  24. Bread AND butter? Now that's my cup of tea.

    By BigChunkaChange,
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    • 188 views

  25. What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 241 views
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