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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Never have I ever had great sex in such foul weather.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Well shit in my cereal bowl and call it Oops All Berries!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. If you can’t take the smell, get out of the bathroom. Oh wait, it isn’t?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Catchphrase submission

    By Grunnalumph Fletcher,
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  5. Eye of the Tiger, Knees of the Rhino, Endangered Stew is delicious.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Straitjackets are like jury duty. Mel Gibson's dislocated his shoulder to get out of both.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Are you a duck? Have you been yelled at by a pantsless man? Call 1-800 QUACK-COMPO now!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. It's 2nd Amendment weather so roll up your sleeves and this punchline writes itself.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Don't hip hop job swap if you can't handle my hip hop floor mop.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Take me, shake me, but never wake 'n bake me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Hold my pants while I yell at this duck.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I’ll have the Pants-Wrapped Squirrel Loin with Trouser Jam, a side of Sauteed Boxer Sprouts, and a tureen of Chilled Dungaree Cream.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. If you can’t stand the pants, get out of Pantstown.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Roses are Red, she said rather smugly. But you won't get any cuz you fuckin' ugly.

    By DizzyKizzy,
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  15. How much comedy could a comedy bang bang bang bang if a comedy bang bang could bang bang comedy?

    By Floydthebarbarian,
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  16. I have to admit, when you said you had a real donkey butt, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. If you wish in one hand and shit in the other, then you're real gross and weird.

    By CoreyFeldmanHero,
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  18. The leaves in Speaves stay mainly in the trees.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  19. Walk like a manatee, talk like a mannequin, walk like a mantis, my son. Shoot like a Mandalorian, talk like a manuscript, walk like a manta ray, son.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  20. Chloramine gas, it's a gas gas gas!

    By AgentOrangutan,
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  21. There's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Obviously the rooster came first or how else would we have the egg.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Unfortunatley more cushion for the pushin' does not correlate to more pushin' for the cushion.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. When I do the Dew I doo-doo.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Twas a land of Vampyre and Frankensteins. The Vampyre liked it sideways, but the Frankensteins were made of decaying body parts and were, thus, not sexually viable.

    By LARDdischarge,
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