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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Balls-deep, miles high, that’s the way I like to fly.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Snap, crackle, and pop—I just farted.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Lumpy mummers in velvet hats festooned, an un-pantsed logger swoons in the crunchy water moon

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Pants yourself before you dance yourself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Erase thyself, untimely mayonnaise—from which oblong lands cometh thou with pants for hands?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. A turtledove does as the turtles do, but turtlelove makes more turtle goo.

    By DoggyDoggyDare,
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  7. What's eating Gilbert Grape? Who the fuck knows? He's made out GRAPES, for God's sake

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  8. Some day I'll find that big golf course in Heaven, and there Jesus and I will outsource all of our manufacturing to Hell, where the labor laws are lax. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  9. Some day, I'll play 18 holes with God, and then we can both ignore our wives and children.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  10. Water is wet and so are all my socks

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  11. Beyond me lies opportunity ripe for the pickin'. Behind me is a

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a Geo-cache, but when he found it, all it had inside was a mirror. And that's when Satan realized he had a goatee.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. I'm making a sitcom about Abraham Lincoln, shot in front of a live audience.

    By Sawyer,
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  14. Some people say a man is made out of mud. A poor man’s made out of muscle an’ blood—muscle an’ blood an’ skin an’ boners, a mind that’s a-weak an’ a dad that’s a stoner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Turn on your fart light, in the middle of an old man’s rim job.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Purely lurid funeral jurors sure cure azure lures

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  17. Rated X for X fucking stupid

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  18. Like the Bible says, ooga booga booga boo

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  19. Scattered showers? How bout scattered growers?

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  20. The skinny whisk which the witch whipped switched bitchin' pitchers mid-stitch, Mitch

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  21. Do I want a pickle? Do I want a bloody pickle, you ask? Does a cat want hands, RUSSELL?

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  22. Like John F Kennedy once said, “Dallas sure is beautiful this time of...”

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  23. Double double toilet paper trouble. I got nothing to wipe when my booty doth bubble.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  24. If Bugs and Daffys were hookers and junkies, Looney Tunes would have been a very different show, maybe like a funnier version of The Wire.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. You can fool all of the people some of the time, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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