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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A penny for your thoughts would make me broke

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 230 views

  2. Yonder lies, my wife and her soiled thighs. Wet spot.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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    • 210 views

  3. Tip deep in the sheep while they sleep.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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    • 210 views

  4. I’m sorry, but your pricing scheme for hot cross buns makes no sense.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 219 views

  5. She fucked me into Oblivion and then flipped me over and took me straight to Skyrim.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 244 views

  6. When it comes to safe sex the most important thing is not to get locked in the safe while you’re having sex.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views

  7. I’m so horny I could cum.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 222 views

  8. A bonafide altruist, Gandhi was known to provide gas, grass AND ass to those in need.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 241 views

  9. There are no positive implications to saying “I’m about to take my dog to pond-town.”

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 211 views

  10. Hello and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Aukerman. And unfortunately (I hate to say it) but we do not have a new catchphrase for today's episode. We scoured the earwolf forums and there are just no more catchphrases. Sorry! 

    By joshlamm,
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    • 326 views

  11. is it shits and giggles or shits and shingles? i've got shit on my jiggly pringles

    By humptydumpsterbaby,
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    • 309 views

  12. No pants is the new pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 256 views

  13. For expediency's sake, going forward, we’ll be using the acronym FES for “For Expediency's Sake”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 325 views

  14. She might be a little long in the tooth, but she is a Bolivian Long-Toothed Badger after all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 212 views

  15. There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.

    By NVMcHAwk,
    • 1 reply
    • 311 views

  16. I'd like to give you a wham bam thank you ma'am backdoor slam with toast and jam but sam is waiting with a ham

    By humptydumpsterbaby,
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    • 288 views

  17. I'm not just a fan of Insane Clown Posse or a jester jug juggler with schizophrenia, I'm an insane clown juggalo juggler juggling jugs

    By humptydumpsterbaby,
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    • 276 views

  18. Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dog, I will not be adopting you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 254 views

  19. Catch Freys? Who am I, Lady Stoneheart!!?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 239 views

  20. Put your ear to the ground and listen to the sounds of the ground, it sounds like ground.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 211 views

  21. I have a tick where I can't stop putting towers on my castles which is why I've started taking pills for turrets syndrome.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 200 views

  22. Please, spit into my cuspidor so that your mouth might not be filled tobacky.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 226 views

  23. This show is like a surfboard in Iowa: nobody’s buying it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 255 views

  24. Next week’s catchphrase challenge: write a limerick using the words “Uber”, “Hans Gruber”, and “YouTuber”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  25. Shut it down, frown clown.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 219 views
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