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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just want to report that Martin Sheffield Lickly's new song, I'm Cool With Your Covid If You're Cool With Me, was recorded live for the Fox Iheart Radio concert last night but

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  2. At night, when I lay my head down to sleep, I look up at my ceiling fan, and think, Goddamn I am Scott Aukerman.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  3. I’m never gonna pants again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Stinky is the turtle head that wears the brown crown.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I’ll have the cream of toe soup, the gray pudding with warm onion sock, and a side of hair nuts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Sit on my face while you shelter in place.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Double, double, toil and trouble; triple, triple, my third nipple.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. This has been a test of the emergency cod-blast system; had this been a real emergency, you would have been pummelled with actual fish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Catch This Phrase

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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  10. When your mouth’s down south rhyming is uncouth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. That’s one small thrust for a man, one giant disappointment for my date

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Opinions are like asses: everyone wants one on their face but is afraid to ask for it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Legend says, he once ate a whole can of pickled beets. Just for snoring too loud.

    By Lucille Balls,
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  14. From henceforth winter dating season shall be called the Covid season, no longer the cuffing season.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  15. What started as a vasectomy debate has now turned into a full on jism schism.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. To be fair, we were warned to beware the ides of March.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. The advancement of green technology is critical to our survival which is why I'm using my PhD to develop green eggs and ham.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Those who can't do teach, so teachers who teach teachers are the worst teachers to be teaching teachers how to teach.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Forsooth!  This elusive sleuth has a uncouth booth where she pulls information tooth by tooth from the youth and guzzles it down like a fine aged vermouth.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. "Sucks to your ass-mar" and other such quotes from literature.

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  21. Desperate mimes call for desperate feathers. I know this because tickling homeless street performers is my hobby.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Hot log is the new hot dog.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. This show is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, surrounded by three to five idiots.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Five! …Five-dollar! …Five-dollar foot! I’m selling this mannequin piece by piece.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, sometimes known as a Trump.

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