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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oboes are just arrogant bassoons.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. Yo quiero estar, debajo del mar

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I hate when you put me in this position, so please unfold me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. People with vertigo smoke tumbleweed.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Let me plant my Carrot Tops in your Rodney Dangerfield, Cedric the Entertainer.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. In honor of Shaq "sixteen" will now be "Shaqteen" as in, "My birthay is on the Shaqteenth of April" or "My favorite movie is 'Shaqteen Candles'".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. When dough nuts it makes bread pudding.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. My pug died so I un-pugged it and then pugged it back in.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. If your plug doesn't work just try unplugging it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. In space, no one can hear you scream, unless you're wearing a mic.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. They call me Gillette because men drag my head across their balls.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I was told to expose myself to ideas and people I disagree with which is why I've been showing my dick to Trump supporters.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. This isn't a beer belly, it's a tumor.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. The worst wurst is a worcestershire wurst.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. In this time of chaos and uncertainty, let's remember to be good to each other.

    By maple stirrup,
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  16. I have 99 problems, and a caring lover who respects me ain't one!

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. You wanna take this to the bone zone? It’s this cemetery I use for dates and grave-robbing. Who says men can’t multitask.

    By pobody'sperfect,
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  18. I bought awfully bland oregano in Bend, Oregon

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  19. I never met a Billy Ei didn't Lish.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  20. Here comes the show now!

    By foreskin_closure,
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  21. Enemy of the state? Or friend of the commonwealth? You decide. Tonight at 8 / 7 central

    By foreskin_closure,
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  22. Stop faxing things! Nobody faxes things anymore!

    By foreskin_closure,
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  23. Everybody always tells me “dress for the job you want”, but nobody ever says “Smeff por ba clob poo smaunt.”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. If these walls could talk, am I right? Unfortunately they can only eat, breath, and take shits, so the institute is canceling your funding.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. yo, woah, bro! though no quid pro quo, know you'll owe dough unless you go slow with Joe's go pro.

    By algernaan,
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