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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  2. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with rooty tootie, you may be entitled to point and shooty

    By Shittybutthole,
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  3. ‘Any hole’s a goal’ is great for the bedroom, but terrible advice for playing whack-a-mole at a professional level

    By Paul Blart, Mall CEO,
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  4. Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck, Banana-Fanna Fo... Oh, no. You're not getting me with that one again you little fucker!

    By Shittybutthole,
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  5. Roses are red, violets are blue. One finger in your bum, thumbs up for two.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  6. Mission Acccomplished!

    By MaxVonSydow,
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  7. Have you ever dunked on the devil in the pale moonlight? Hi I'm Michael Jordan and I'm the new Joker.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Call me crazy, call me lazy but never call me Jay-Z.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, don't let it take your lunch money either. That door's a bully. Stand up to it why doncha?

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Grad school is for sad fools. Drop-outs are such cop-outs. Seniors? Bunch of wieners. Freshmen?  Oily Yes men. But pre-K? Now THAT is SEXAY. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  11. He was hung like a horse which is impressive because that's not an easy way to kill a horse.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Why down, Cool Cat?

    By dadlegs,
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  13. I hate to get political butt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Women should be allowed to be priests.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. I used to be Catholic but I gave it up for Lent.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. I think every grow-up is a glow-up because I’d always rather have sex with an adult than a child.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Who is your Zaddy and where is his zoo?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. I like playing pinochle but I hate when my nochles smell like pi.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Don't throw the baby out with the bath-water, we're going to need that bath-water.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. I slit the sheet, The sheet I slit George Clinton's P-Funk? That's my shit!

    By AndrewNeilson,   
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  21. Old MacDonald kissed my mum. He a, he a hoe

    By The Cheezy Nipple,   
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  22. A lemon, a lime / a hemin, a crime / a Yemen, a horrific human rights crisis.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. Bavarian Barbarians barbacked back-to-back bicentennial bar mitzvah's.  "Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q blow-out below deck!" barked the Bavarians. "Boo!" bellowed the Jews.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. Slaw dog, raw dog: it’s a tomato/tomahto situation.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, and please pass the aux cord to your boy Scotty Aux-cord-erman aka the host of America's Podcast Comedy Bang Bang!

    By the constant pardner,
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