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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  2. A Warning to all you Uggos out there: Comedy never pulls out in threes.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. Seems like the Chipmunks are headed down a dark path with their new movie "Separate but Squeakquel"

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Soul Sucking Sole Sucking and Other Reasons Why I Stopped Being a Foot Fetishist

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. This man did nothing wrong. He tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. I've hidden the beef out of spite.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Is that eggplant parmesan or are you just happy to see me?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. I baked you a brownie. No, the other kind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. The goose gets me loose and the duck makes me fuck. I gotta get out of this children's petting zoo!

    By poopbutt69,
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  10. My momma always told me I gotta protect my heart from greedy heart surgeons.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  11. There goes my hero on Jerusalem Avenue, watch him as he blows me up Tom dot com.

    By spaceface_glasseyes,
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  12. My legs cramp when its damp, and they jerk when its derk. I beg my legs, "Go slack and kick back." And then? They kick my dick.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. It's been a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time, and I've been in the middle of a long time ever since

    By DjangoRechained,
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  14. If you're gonna play Jewish Country Music, you gotta have A Fiddle on the Roof.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. And the Virgin Mary was filled with the Holy Spirit, and she bore a child. Coincidentally, “The Holy Spirit” was Joseph’s nickname for his goo.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  16. Soak it up, water balls! My girlfriend, who was pretending to be my secretary, is taking NO MORE CALLS!

    By Conor McPenis,
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  17. "Mr. Windows" keeps telling me that I'm being shallow. Gosh darn it! His dead body in the sewer has LONG been fallow!

    By Conor McPenis,
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  18. Tragedy is my new face. Back off, man! I'm loosing my shit, and I need my space!

    By Conor McPenis,
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  19. Baby got me a bitchin' ass coozie for my tall boys.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. Patience is a virtue, just wait for me to hurt you

    By TapeJPark,
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  21. You gotta be pretty smart to be this dumb.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. Give me a moment, I’ll just be a minute minute

    By TapeJPark,
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  23. I get bull-shit, horse-shit and dog-shit, but how often do you see a bat-shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary cums on me.  Thanks a lot Mother Mary now I've got cum on me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Beggars can't be choosers, preggers can't be boozers and neggers all are losers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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