New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I've got a big dick, yes I do! I've got a big dick, how about you? Oh, hello officer.

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2. My therapist told me I’m OCD, which I assume stands for “One Cool Dude”

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3. Tom Brady made me drink Baileys with the Grape Lady on the day she fell and cried like a baby.

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4. The cat’s out of the bag, so let’s talk about the elephant in the room. A little birdie told me who let the dogs out... It was you, jackass.

   By O’DoyleRules!, March 4, 2020
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5. The Incredible Edible Mr. Ed.

   By Scam Elliot, March 4, 2020
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6. The tables had turned, but the tables were turn tables, so he thanked Thomas for tucking in his tank top....

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7. As Wichita Falls, so falls my Wichita balls. Mazel tov!

   By the constant pardner, March 4, 2020
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8. I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she is serving 5 years in a correctional facility after a brutal attempt to violently remove my gold fillings.

   By Paul Blart, Mall CEO, March 4, 2020
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9. Thou shan’t go assward until thou speak’st the password.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, March 3, 2020
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10. Pride may cometh before the fall, but I cometh after I ball.

    By ChazFremontIII, March 3, 2020
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11. In a cummunist society, the twerkers must seize the means of reproduction.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, March 3, 2020
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12. My bespoke chokehold can help you cross the threshold, but it’ll cost a boatload.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, March 3, 2020
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13. Two scoops of raisins, poops on occasion.

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14. Oh, we're halfway there. OhhOHHHH, now im the rest of the way to the dermatoligist's office.

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar, March 3, 2020
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15. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

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16. Waiter! I asked for sand and this is QUINOA!

    By Euripides’ Shorts, March 3, 2020
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17. It’s not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your wife lick it off.

    By O’DoyleRules!, March 3, 2020
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18. Would that my wounded wood could woo. Boo hoo.

    By Foolish Mortal, March 3, 2020
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19. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 3, 2020
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20. Backlash over backsplash splattered in black hair from a back patch, while backpack flapjack babies meet me out back we're gonna boogie

    By Emcee Stanky, March 3, 2020
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21. I called it playing “got-your-nose” with baby rhinos, but the UN chose to call it “Ivory Poaching”.

    By A Guy in an Ambulance(?), March 2, 2020
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22. New Catchphrase Suggestion

    By Angry Taint, March 2, 2020   

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23. Got one ball for now and one for later.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, March 2, 2020
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24. Make making all these generic "Make Things Do Things Again" slogans not a thing, again.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, March 2, 2020
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25. New Catchphrase Submission

    By ShawarmaChameleon, March 2, 2020
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