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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She sells seashells by the seashore, he swallows tide pods by the tide pool.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 260 views

  2. Did you hear about the bread making guide that Freddie Mercury wrote. It's called the 7 C's of Rye.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 336 views

  3. There's nothing sexier than knowing the definitions of words which is why dictionaries are so effable.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 238 views

  4. My asshole is kind of a dick, my dick is a bit of an asshole, my tits are a huge pussy and my pussy is the tits.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 261 views

  5. When's down, bratwurst?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 246 views

  6. Did you ever know that you're my footlong?

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  7. It’s not a cookie, Mother. It’s a urinal cake I found in the bathroom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 310 views

  8. If you'll bear twelve sons of mine, my mom can watch 'em when we go out. I can call you Aisha, and Aisha when you call me, call me Ishmael

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  9. Nothing says "wristwatch" quite like a human mouth

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  10. When you're asked to provide two examples of brief utterances: that's "um" or "eh".

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 236 views

  11. Can't wipe nice when yer poopin' live mice.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 250 views

  12. Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's time for a podcast! And let's just say, certainly, that AMERICA will be listening...

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 201 views

  13. Callendar's are to Marie as Juniors are to Carl, But Pot Pies Lose to Fries in this Fast Food Brawl.

    By The Four of us Have Boners,
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  14. Hey Mom, I didn’t know you liked Star Wars! I found your vibrating light saber in your sock drawer!

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  15. I let out an obtuse chuckle after a loose suckle of your moose knuckle.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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    • 335 views

  16. There are many reasons to hide in my bathroom, but I never cared about any of them until I discovered that I could put my portable shower head down my pants.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. There are so many reasons to submit catchphrases, but I never cared about any of them until I heard Scott Aukerman choose this catchphrase.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 237 views

  18. Boner Jenga anyone?

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  19. It takes two to tango, three to commit adultery, and a village to raise a child, but only you can prevent forest fires so naturally we're all a little worried.

    By Paul F. Blumpkins,   
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    • 287 views

  20. HEY LORD! SUCK IT!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 245 views

  21. If I had one anus for all the anus-i I never had, and the train leaves Pimpleton station to Gillwinkle in 5 min and you don't have a ticket, I'd still only have one anus.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 213 views

  22. Dat'sa lotta Machete'!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 237 views

  23. Please don't tell the cats how many nipples I REALLY have.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 222 views

  24. It takes a village to raise an idiot

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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    • 369 views

  25. I'd rather be jacked off than jacked on!

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 387 views
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