New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Dr. Becker, Sam Malone; Daddy Danson's here to bone!

   By Sludge Thundernuts, February 17, 2020
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2. I'm tired of doors getting slammed in my face. So I quit my job as quality control manager of the door frame testing facility

   By Sweet Pete Brown, February 17, 2020
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3. I told my girlfriend I don't like blow jobs, and now she's taken up knitting. What should I do?

   By LARDdischarge, February 17, 2020
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4. A bird in the ass is worth gas in the grass, nobody gets stoned for free

   By jmac, February 17, 2020
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5. I bought all this art, but I'm still an asshole.

   By LARDdischarge, February 17, 2020
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6. Let’s get titular on this business!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, February 17, 2020
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7. Light sabers save labor, but my blaster is faster.

   By NVMcHAwk, February 17, 2020
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8. I knew you had a well-hung dong, but this video doorbell is something else!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, February 17, 2020
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9. New Catchphrase submissions

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 16, 2020
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10. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 16, 2020
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11. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn.

    By LordBabyHat, February 16, 2020
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12. It’s all part of God’s plan until he gets punched in the mouth.

    By CaptPukeFish, February 16, 2020
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13. My boyfriends back and you’re gonna be in trouble. Not because he’s back, and this is always difficult for a doctor to have to tell someone but, you have terminal diarrhea. Oh there’s my boyfriend! Hi babeeeeee!

    By CaptPukeFish, February 16, 2020
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14. Who’s gonna firefight the firefighters?

    By allenpwilliams, February 16, 2020
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15. Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such a well-hung dong.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, February 16, 2020
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16. Ask not for whom the Cheetos; it ‘tos for thee.

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17. Ebenezer Scroogie throws a mean curveball.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, February 16, 2020
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18. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 15, 2020
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19. New catchphrase submission

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20. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. “You’re doing it wrong,” says my proctologist.

    By O’DoyleRules!, February 15, 2020   

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21. In bed I lie and sigh and cry, thinking “why, God, why did Lady Di die?

    By O’DoyleRules!, February 15, 2020
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22. Catchphrase submission

    By Quinoa Luigi, February 15, 2020
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23. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 15, 2020
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24. Why should I have to "put another dime in the jukebox, baby" if I pay for Spotify?

    By steely dan aykroyd, February 15, 2020
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25. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 15, 2020
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