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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you can't handle me at my bratwurst, then you don't deserve me at my bratbest.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  2. Quantum look before you quantum leap.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  3. Honey, I shrunk the SIDS. Well, I invented a shrink beam. Unfortunately, our child has succumb to Sudden Infant Death syndrome.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  4. A twisty tisk is risky business, but a squishy bisque is frisky, isn’t it?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. No one told me there’d be BEES in this beehive!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. What’s all that clatter? Just the splatter from my bladder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. It's go time, it's showtime, it's gonna make my colon explode time

    By yonigordon,
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  8. I always meet my friend at the dentist's office. We coincidentally coincide dentaly.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  9. Ten bucks for a balloon animal is inflation gone wild.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  10. One if by land, and cake if by the ocean.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  11. I improvise. Therefore, my loved ones are exceedingly patient when trying to get real information from me.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. Gary Oldman: That's why I stopped! / Other guy: Stopped doing what?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. what do you get if you listen to Conan? He's always on the mic bithcin' and groanin'. he was so funny for the nehettwork stage. but Its hard to make new friends at his age. SCOTT AUKERMAN IS FUNNIER.

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  14. oompha LOOMFAH dupa Dee dee. that's what you get listening to CBB

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  15. CBB the show that makes u #LOOMFAH

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  16. If You Step On A Crack, You’ll Break Your Mother’s......Crack.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  17. Wildflower beds ain’t nothin’ to cut, Seth

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I thought I was dunking a donut in my morning latte, but turns out I was just dipping my butt in the breakroom coffee pot and saying, "Ouch, that's too hot."

    By LARDdischarge,
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  19. Do you administer enemas? Or is it more of an insert situation?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  20. I thought I was opening a can of tuna fish, but I was just self-administering an enima.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. I pay my fans lip service by oiling their dry earthworms and asking for more compliments please.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  22. Brought to you by Muammar Gaddafi‘s Laffy-Taffy and Wacky Tobacky Shacky

    By ClintClunt,
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  23. Converse with a person, the verse you’ve rehearsed, to curse the first and worse son. Coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. Fly me to the moon and let me backside 180 heelflip into a fakie the moon landing.

    By Toast Bologn,
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  25. My favorite game has always been squirting water into the clown's mouth but the folks at Cirque Du Soleil weren't super into it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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