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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Shall we ever escape the perpetual immediateness of eternity?

    By MaxuPichu,
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    • 338 views

  2. When I’m in funds, I mess my unds.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 262 views

  3. Can I get 2 weeks in a row? Absolutely not.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 289 views

  4. Famous Amos had a heinous anus But if he was a we, could you really blame us?

    By Horrible Beaut,
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    • 222 views

  5. Incest is a quest best left to test after a good night's rest.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 253 views

  6. Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 20 replies
    • 1014 views

  7. I’ll chowder your gumbo if you consommé my bisque.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 214 views

  8. Fortnite. Call of Duty. Hey doc' I'd really appreciate some focus while your inside my booty.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 241 views

  9. I kissy my sissy and commit incissy. That's offensive slang for "incest".

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 230 views

  10. If condoms are one size fits ALL, why do they sell different sizes?

    By New shoes old socks,
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    • 352 views

  11. Scotty McThotty, what a Thicc Booty Hotty.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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    • 277 views

  12. If I wanted to listen to horseshit I’d be in the stable out back with a stethoscope and a notepad.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 217 views

  13. I've got a wicked case of MesofeelMeOma and if you play your cards right you may just be entitled to erectile compensation

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 242 views

  14. Haters Gonna Hate. Masters Gonna Bate. Eatin' aint cheatin' and the Devil can wait

    By Sweet Pete Brown,
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    • 302 views

  15. Old people are like buttholes. Give me the gun.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 256 views

  16. Tinkle winkle. Spittle piddle. Why’s your penis inside my McGriddle?

    By SuppleNupple420,
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    • 356 views

  17. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 266 views

  18. I showed my uncle how to follow the Grateful Dead on Twitter and he openly wept for all the years lost.

    By Toast Bologn,
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    • 295 views

  19. I stand upon my father’s shoulders, and stare at mom’s big boulder holders.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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    • 357 views

  20. “A walk’s as good as a hit.” -Albert Camus

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 411 views

  21. Let's change that attitude from coelacanth to coelaWILLth!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 271 views

  22. The dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show. A show is like a TV set, P.S. your mom's a ho!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 268 views

  23. My pyromaniac brother was the original Bernie bro.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 284 views

  24. Some Rum, Your Thumb, My Bum: Panama!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 262 views

  25. Give it up for CBB!..... I can't heeeeeear you!!!.... Come on listeners, give it up for CBB!!!! ....... I can't heeeear youuuu!!! You there?

    By Tyler (super cool accountant),
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