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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't care if this gets read aloud, I STILL like broccoli raw or cooked.

    By BarryLeeSober,
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    • 378 views

  2. I got a golden ticket- it says I owe $100 for peeing in public.

    By Self Watching Counsel,
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    • 216 views

  3. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? Clap clap clap, clap your hands? Thank you, I see you now.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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    • 225 views

  4. Face the nation and never turn your back on the ocean.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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  5. Psalm 88.5: "And God said, 'My enemies are so fucking dumb. I can't even believe it.'"

    By LARDdischarge,
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  6. Those who oppose me shall boil alive in a fiery wrath cocktail. Love, God.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 246 views

  7. Honey I flunked the Trig.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  8. Hairy Carrie was so hairy that she used her Katana to shave. If she didn't, she said, she would die from the shame.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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    • 208 views

  9. He said, she said, but believe you me. It's us against them, this, that and the other.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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    • 233 views

  10. To the moon, Alice. I just know you'll endure my abuse and become an astronaut.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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    • 215 views

  11. Vanderpump rules, Gryffindor drools.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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    • 212 views

  12. Tik Tok and you don't stop. You're always on that app and you barely have time for our children.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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    • 238 views

  13. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't take the water out of the horse.

    By Carl with a k,
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  14. I’ll Boston Cream your Long John. Just Donut in my Bear Claw.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Evil weasels teased my beagle so I hired a paralegal. Now I’m living regally off this weasel fortune.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 236 views

  16. I drink your milkshake; you watch my rump shake.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 219 views

  17. How much Chuck chuck a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could woodchuck?

    By daddysboy,
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    • 256 views

  18. Eeny Meeny Miney Moses, feel that sand between your toeses.

    By GumShoe,
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  19. Is that a car alarm or did someone get some new honking shoes?!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  20. Good bread, good meat, good Ghrelin, let’s eat!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 277 views

  21. Wussup Doughnut/Mama Papa Ate the Meatballs

    By CedarWilkes,
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  22. Hey welcome to comedy bang bang your insiders guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz. What up What up hotdog?

    By RickToTheE,
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    • 192 views

  23. Hey welcome to comedy bang bang i think this catchphrase is gonna stick...

    By RickToTheE,
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  24. Apples or Oranges, they’re all the same to me Doc. Can you get them out of my butthole or what?

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 250 views

  25. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you gators, it's time to seriously consider moving out of Florida.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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