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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you give a man a Dougie, he Dougies for a day; if you teach a man to Dougie, he Dougies for a lifetime.

    By DoggyDoggyDare,
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  2. Excuse me, I asked for crackers with these swamp nuts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 254 views

  3. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and get those damn nonpareils out of my toilet bowl.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  4. I love my 3-D TV, but when it comes to watching The Facts of Life, it's gotta be Tootie.

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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    • 408 views

  5. Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!

    By Schnickpot,
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  6. Sometimes, I miss the good old days, when everyone was a Christian.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. Did someone say chilly dog? Throw a parka on that puppy!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Don’t look at me, officer. I stole this hotdog cart fair and square!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. My choo-choo grazed a hoodoo as it raced apace a kudu. Bad juju.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 239 views

  10. I'd like to apologize to all the butterflies I tried to circumsize and subsequently had to euthanize.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 359 views

  11. I beefed on Queen Latifah and said, "it's nice to meet ya."

    By Reba Glockenspiel,
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  12. That's the sound of Charlie Brown taking a clown to pound town on a merry-go-round

    By Reba Glockenspiel,
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  13. Everybody’s working for The Weeknd, especially his assistant.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  14. A bird in the hand is worth two nagadas.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Psalm Fifty: "And God spoketh, 'You fucking assholes. What the fuck is going on? I'd fucking spank each and every one of your dumb butts if I had hands.'"

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 230 views

  16. Catch phrase

    By Blood Fart,
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  17. Catch phrase

    By Blood Fart,
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  18. Your crispy towels don't stand a chance against my slippery bowels

    By Blood Fart,
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  19. Catch phrase

    By Blood Fart,
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  20. Catch phrase submission

    By Blood Fart,   
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  21. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  22. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  23. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  24. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  25. When you said you had a tight pipe you needed me to inspect, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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