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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For my money, there is no better thrill than the one you get when saying, "For my money."

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but jet fuel can't melt steel beams

    By DjangoRechained,
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    • 236 views

  3. Waiter! I asked for piss and this is LEMONADE!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 233 views

  4. I can Mashed Potato; I can do the Twist. Now tell me baby: can I dance your son’s bris?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 286 views

  5. Bitter? I barely know her! Oh, sorry, No, I don't make cocktails; I just wear denim aprons.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 262 views

  6. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!

    By Schnickpot,
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  7. Live and let die, bread and let fry. Cook time: 8 years.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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    • 223 views

  8. No beach ban can stop the Sun Block Clan. Hand-in-hand they'll steal your tan.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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    • 205 views

  9. This is not a drill, but if it was I would borrow Bob Villas.

    By FeeltheDern,
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  10. Dont tell me how to tell you what to tell people, you tattle tale. I'll tell you once and only once, then release a tell all novel of me telling you not to tell me how to tell you to tell people things.

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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    • 407 views

  11. Your ass is grass. My ass is dirt. Let’s put them together and make a tree.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  12. I like my women like I like my coffee. Bitter, dark, and giving me explosive diarrhea.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  13. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Rodney Waber still can’t properly pronounce the word publicity.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 258 views

  14. Here’s to nights you won’t remember with friends you won’t remember cuz you have Alzheimer’s, Scott.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 257 views

  15. A penis, or a bumpy scar where the penis used to be before a horrible accident. It's all the same in the dark.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 239 views

  16. My artificial intelligence therapist stole my identity and purchased a human skin for $500 on the dark web.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 253 views

  17. It might sound corny, but me so horny, so no need to warn me if you want to forni'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 296 views

  18. As far as I'm concerned, Satan is the original immigrant.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  19. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 279 views

  20. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 286 views

  21. Naughty naughty, you missed the potty.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 260 views

  22. I'm ordering lunch, who wants to party?

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 295 views

  23. If you’re down to clown go get my Burger King crown.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 231 views

  24. For drooling dudes who love poop food, the pie a la mode is fresh from the commode and soup du jour is made with manure

    By MaxuPichu,
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    • 435 views

  25. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Finger-bang an orangutan while you're at the zoo!

    By MaxuPichu,
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    • 6592 views
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