New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Let’s get this party started, ‘cause I think I sharty-sharted.

   By O’DoyleRules!, February 23, 2020   

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2. No one says “‘tis” anymore. I don’t play Jizz anymore. (I quit my job as a Star Wars cantina band reenactor.)

   By Euripides’ Shorts, February 23, 2020
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3. There's a 100% chance of pantie-showers, I'm Scott Auckerman.

   By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 23, 2020
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4. The Surgeon General suggests that that 3 out of 4 causes of death only account for 75% percent of those stastistics, raising more questions, like, does this look big in this light, how 'bout when I go like this?

   By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 23, 2020
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5. You can have your cake and eat it too / As long as you’re cool with your cake being poo.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, February 23, 2020
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6. Nipples. Nipples. Little-flickles. Pinchy-widdle-tiddle-lip-holds.

   By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 23, 2020
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7. WELL CUNT ME OFF!

   By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 23, 2020
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8. Booty is in the eye of the butthole

   By Hugh Jass, February 23, 2020   

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9. Well that’s the LAST time I’ll ever hire a Mohel with Parkinson’s!

   By O’DoyleRules!, February 22, 2020
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10. A patty melt makes a daddy melt!

    By mspainttrash, February 22, 2020
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    • February 22, 2020

11. catchphrase submission WELL, SMASH MY ASS!

    By please_let_harold_be_human, February 22, 2020   

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12. My Left Nut

    By Daniel Dave Lewis, February 22, 2020
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13. Put a little more monkey in that meat!

    By Blood Fart, February 22, 2020
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    • February 22, 2020

14. Well butter my butt and eat my buttery asshole!

    By SickBird, February 21, 2020
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    • February 21, 2020

15. My crappy pappy got a slappy. He took a nappy. Now he's happy.

    By LARDdischarge, February 21, 2020
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16. Gimme that goose! Gimme that gander! Just please be more gentle this time!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 21, 2020
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17. Yo mama so fat she only reads "Lard of the Onion-Rings by P.B. & J.- R.R. Tolkien."

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 21, 2020
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18. Yo Bub! You're on the right track if yer lookin' 'ta get a size 22 in the taint!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 21, 2020
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19. Just one...last... quick vigorous butt hole scratching.......mmm.....OK just OOOONE MOOOORE.....

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 21, 2020
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20. Plop one on down honey do!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 21, 2020
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21. I'm BACK! Stacked, jacked and ready 'ta crack some sack!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, February 21, 2020
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22. I'm dissatisfied; therefore I submit catchphrases to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By LARDdischarge, February 21, 2020
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23. Last night, he got it and gave it. Last rites, he died on the pavement.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, February 21, 2020
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24. What's Eating Gilbert Grapes of Wrath of Con Airbud: the Last Airbudder

    By DoggyDoggyDare, February 21, 2020
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25. If you can't afford a Tesla, I don't wanna undress ya'

    By DoggyDoggyDare, February 21, 2020
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