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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  2. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 274 views

  3. If two is company and three is a crowd, that explains why this orgy is way too loud.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and pain is in the hand of the bee holder.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  5. My Aunt & Uncle Artic All Call Me So Sweet I'd Melt In The Rain

    By Granken,
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  6. Catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  7. New Catch Phrase Submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  8. New Catch Phrase Submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  9. To be fair, is it such a crime to love my own legs?

    By Labis, The Sad Prince,   
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  10. Cold chicken kinda smells like farts... Buuuut IIII Dooon’t miiiiind it!

    By Gods Grandma,
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  11. Dark thoughts / They never get better / The longer you're living / The darker they get / Someday I'll get a lobotomy / My loved ones keep telling me / Don't do it yet.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. Don’t dock it ‘til you’ve dried it, don’t gawk until you’ve eyed it, and don’t knock it ‘til you’ve rung the doorbell at least two times.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. A wistful wish to a distrusting witch: / Wilt thou whisk the bubbling trouble / A bit quicker whilst I wait timidly?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Early to bed and early to rise—could you turn off that damn alarm clock, Grandma?!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Don’t question the mystery fish, just picture shrimp on a pillow of grits, close your eyes, lick your lips

    By DjangoRechained,
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  16. “Here’s a pro-tip for you,” said the male prostitute.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. You make 100% of the shots you don’t miss.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. My Pig’s In A Blanket, So I Guess It’s Time To Yank It!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  19. Sticks and stones may break my bones! ...actually they will break my bones. My boner that is! Ouch!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  20. One man's ass is another man's treasure

    By DjangoRechained,
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  21. The best things in life are fat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. America’s Podcast™️ comin’ at you hard and fast!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. It'll cost you tree fiddy for me to free dees tiddies.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  24. She sells sheep bells by the shear store. Shhh don't tell but those sheep bells she sells are nothing more then cheap shells, of that I'm sure.

    By RoofioRick,
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  25. Hotty totty she makes me feel naughty. Maybe some day I'll go back and teach her to talkie and walkie. 

    By RoofioRick,
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