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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No one ever asked Jeeves how HE was doing and that's why we lost him so damn young.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. As a strapless handbag salesman I really came in clutch. That's why they fired me.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. See the doctor? I hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Skidamarinky dinky dink, guess how I made my pinky stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. I'd rather have your sister's crotch in front of me than have to watch her botched hysterectomy

    By FoamChomsky,
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  6. Call me old-fashioned, but I like my pugs to sploot.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. You ever burn the midnight oil at 2:30PM? It’s like, fuckin crazy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Spoiler alert: Bruce Willis was kind of an asshole the whole time.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. I’m eating Dunkaroos in my Dungarees, you Buckaroo! Just let me be!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  10. The Norse Horse Borscht Tastes Like Mule Soup on a Chalkboard Made of Yellow Beefy Nacho Nacho Butta Facho

    By Barrel Bucket,
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  11. Bang bang! Who's there?

    By Pratterino,
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  12. The sky is blue, the sea is blue too. What's in the ear? it's U2.

    By Pratterino,
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  13. I'm a vegetarian in the streets and a vagitarian in the sheets.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  14. You can't market condoms to children and you ESPECIALLY can't call them Peepee DongStockings

    By PlinkoDeMayo,
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  15. Freddy Krueger, get out of my dreams!...and into my car!

    By raws-berry,
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  16. Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.

    By Schnickpot,
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  17. And that was the last time anyone heard about little Morley’s invisible bank vault again.

    By Schnickpot,
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  18. This pity party’s a real disappointment.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. I can't believe it's not butter, but her butler's batter's better buttered. Also, I can't believe she has a butler.

    By CarlsJrSenior,
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  20. I've been tasked to perform oral on canines in the arctic. Just out here suckin' on chilly dogs.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  21. "Give me lib-titties or neocon nips."

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  22. You should’ve seen the OTHER black-eyed pea!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Waiter! I asked for sand and this is COUSCOUS!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Funny you should ask… It IS fried.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. I just finished RE-listening to ALL 637 episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! and you know what? Not a fan.

    By bottle in a genie,
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