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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I can't get these huge condoms to stay on my penis. I've already lost a whole carton in the hot tub.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. Butt her? I barely know her! Wait, did you say butter? No it's plant-based. I said PLANT-based, not pant-based. Why would I feed you pants?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  3. Butt her? I barely know her! Wait, did you say butter? No it's plant-based.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  4. Cancel all my elevator rides, yours truly is on ladder leave!

    By Schnickpot,
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  5. Guys go for looks, girls go for status; I, personally, go for no less than 12 inches.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  6. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 252 views

  7. Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge of Star Wars Prequel sub-characters?

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  8. Measure twice, cut the cheese.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 417 views

  9. I wouldn't walk 500 miles, but don't you dare call me lazy.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  10. Take a penny, leave a penny / When I buy my heart antennae. How am I still single?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. “The hurdy-gurdy’s dirty,” Bert chirped smirkingly and curtly.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 272 views

  12. Splish splash I'm taking a sit shower

    By ChiefBeefThief,
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  13. The hail in Vail falls seldom in the pale

    By ChiefBeefThief,
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  14. Hudsuck THIS Proxy!

    By Salad Jesse Raphael,
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  15. Spank my hippo and call me Jimbo

    By DirtyDiaperCheese,
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  16. There are no small ideas, just people who hate their Dads.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. Looks like this bris is going to be shirts v. skins

    By PlinkoDeMayo,
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  18. When teeth start growing from your arm pits, it's time to buy more toothpaste.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  19. Forget 72 virgins. Give me a cheeseburger in paradise, baby!

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  20. Help me Jean Genie, I’ve got dung and pee in my dungarees.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 276 views

  21. Coming this summer, The Hippo & The Titmouse. Starring the eponymous hippopotamus and the titular titmouse.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  22. My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack. That’s where i have all the bed bug bites, doctor

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  23. Terry Jones has reached his final form as my ACTUAL SPIRIT ANIMAL!...and went, wherever I, did go!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  24. You're puttin' the platypus pussy on a pedestal. Its the one that says "Monotreme, an Egg Laying Mammal." 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  25. Live and let live La Labia Loca!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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