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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Always the bridesmaid, Never The Bridesmaid Strangler, who's identity is still unknown.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 270 views

  2. How's it hangin, slaw dog?

    By Smozi,
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    • 339 views

  3. Pushy

    By puma,
    • 0 replies
    • 366 views

  4. Hello Mary poo. Goodbye shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 452 views

  5. Remember, when you point your finger at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at you, and one in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 543 views

  6. It’s number one in our hearts, and it’s number two soaked in farts.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 432 views

  7. He was a real lunch pail guy, ya know? Just went to work late, left work early, and really couldn’t build a lunch pail for shit. Honestly, I’m kinda glad he’s dead.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 427 views

  8. Don’t be fooled by the chicken pox on my cock. I’m still, I’m still Scotty fuckin Auk.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 411 views

  9. My favorite One Direction album would have to be the “North” soundtrack.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 449 views

  10. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 227 views

  11. Pervert Alert! Dirty Bert Pert squirted his dessert on the miniskirt of turret expert Birdy McQuirt, while a bit of a flirt, doesn't excuse the overt hurt Bert Pert did exert on McQuirt's skirt.

    By Damocles Codswallop,
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    • 362 views

  12. Bigger Butthole

    By BigPoopLover,
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    • 208 views

  13. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 244 views

  14. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 232 views

  15. I'm happiest just before the dawn, when it's darkest and I can be naked without ridicule.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 253 views

  16. Rectum? I hardly killed him!

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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    • 486 views

  17. I'm socially liberal but physically constipated

    By nozarrr,
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    • 213 views

  18. Dear Kris Kringle, These Pringles are making my dingle tingle.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 217 views

  19. Dealing with pealing the paint off my ceiling has rendered me reeling from long forgot feelings.  

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 241 views

  20. Cube on the Streets, Vanilla in the sheets, T on Law and Order three times a week. That's the rule of Ice.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 318 views

  21. Once bitten, Twice Shy, Three times anything is Cubed.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 297 views

  22. Slip me a ten and I'll squelch out two fives.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 231 views

  23. Dance a jig, take the toot, play a little song on my baritone skin flute

    By Commander Osteego,
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    • 187 views

  24. Yeah I’m into Fitness.....Fitness finger up my butthole!

    By El Chico Malo,
    • 0 replies
    • 235 views

  25. Inside baseball fact: there’s rubber and yarn in there.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
    • 0 replies
    • 296 views
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