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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Queen Amidala accidentally kicked her throne. What a clumsy Portman toe!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  2. If you give a man a fish, he'll probably just stare at you awkwardly for a few minutes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 368 views

  3. Call me Ishmael. No wait, call me Ishy-Boi69! Oh...you already typed it in? Okay, never mind, just call me Ishmael then.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 262 views

  4. Just like Olive Garden, when you're here you treat me like shit and I bill you at the end.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  5. Marry: had a little lamb. Fuck: the police. Kill: them with kindness. I'm *pretty* good at this game.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. If you haven't got a penis, then a ha'penis will do. If you haven't got a ha'penis, your'e probably not a dude.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 292 views

  7. Man this economy's really tanked. I'm just glad I have plans tonight.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 206 views

  8. Some men manspread; some mansplain. Kick my nuts, please; I like pain.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 292 views

  9. Buy me some chinos and make some mojitos—these mom jeans aren’t going to sell themselves!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  10. Opinions are like assholes: everybody wants one in their face but is afraid to ask for it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 207 views

  11. Crack a window, air it out, ‘cause daddy’s driving with his stick shift out!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  12. My friend Dixon Seidja has trouble getting job interviews. I blame the economy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 231 views

  13. My world’s on fire, how bout yours? That’s the way I like it till my butt gets sore!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 249 views

  14. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but not while I’m wearing this suit of armor I stole from Medieval Times.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 253 views

  15. Opinions are like assholes, I spend most of my day looking at them on the internet.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 241 views

  16. Please Hammer...don't hurt 'em, hurt me! Sincerely, Stevie Masochista

    By PepperSprayTan,
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  17. Buttery Tuttery the principled Duddery is beffudery with Genitalddery Wartutteries. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 217 views

  18. The bird in my hand would look good in her bush. Put a bird on it!

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  19. I don’t see why I need to go to therapy just because I had an erotic nightmare about the Carfax Car Fox.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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    • 303 views

  20. A penny saved is another snack I don’t have to buy my piggy bank.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 211 views

  21. Loose Links Sip Sinks

    By drinkingonthejob,
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    • 200 views

  22. Keep farting like a 70 year old obese diabetic with sleep apnea and you won’t be invited back to my grandmas car.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 270 views

  23. Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds. After that, I’ll remember I ordered carry out.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 292 views

  24. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  25. Ronald McDonald stopped Chis O’Donnell from eating his chic-fil-a. Along came HamBurglar flashing his gurglar and showing the Grimmace the way.

    By Shittybutthole,
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