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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Well pull down my Peter pants and tinker my bell!

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  2. If you can't stand the heat, get off my property!

    By TonyHammerhands,
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  3. Well slap me on a bagel and call me schmear!

    By concerned corn,
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  4. There's a lot of fish in the sea, and I've kissed a ton of girls.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  5. So many fish in the sea, and they all smell like pussy.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  6. So many fish in the sea, and they all smell like shit.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. Like God, I forgive. But my standards are a hell of a lot lower.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  8. The reason

    By Local Cabal,
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  9. Now boarding..

    By Local Cabal,
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  10. She's Nancy Pelosi, she ain't no Bela Legosi, but my I'm hoping she can suck the blood from Turnip Trump and it will be her biggest glory!

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  11. I try to bring the funny, even when the days aren't sunny, I'm hoping I'll get stimulated by Trump's package, and then I'll spend a little money.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  12. I'm happy for comedy in this day and age for it's the only thing that can take my mind away in a daze. When things look dim, we can look to within, and look forward to better daze.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  13. This is Auky Scoterman from espn the ocho, I am here reporting on the hedgehog races. We are waiting for one more hedgehog to make itself into a ball before we get started. Back to you Jason.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  14. No jazz fest, no movies, no playing in the park, but at least I can't see you, the one who broke my heart

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  15. Bunker? I hardly even knew her. Oh wait, no you said we should all go live in a bunker. I thought you meant I should BUNK her. And I was like - what does that mean?

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. New Catch Phrase Submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 293 views

  17. Stanley Kowalsky was ahead of his time. 70 years ago he was interstellar.

    By Aussie Bren,
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  18. Take time to bake, and take time to make. But make extra time if you’ve eaten a steak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. There once was a cloistered nun who knew she had nowhere to run. One fateful sabbat she took off her habit and took her own life with a gun. Lol.

    By Penis F. Tompkins,
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  20. Bless my soul to a deep, dark hole in which I'm forever wanted. I'll unfasten my locks and come out of my box for there are people to be haunted. 

    By Penis F. Tompkins,
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  21. Ever since you fell asleep in your coffin, I can't help but notice that we talk less often.

    By Penis F. Tompkins,
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  22. I've clearly got better things to do than submit catchphrases during these trying times...

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  23. Red, brown, yellow, green, and white: a rainbow coalition of bodily fluid

    By mariehorselamp,
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  24. The hips don’t lie: your dog has dysplasia.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Loose lips make plosives difficult.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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