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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hold me like you hold your calls.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Someone tell the Academy that kids today care less about documentary shorts and more about booty shorts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. The sixties called they want their unwavering fight for peace and community back.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 215 views

  4. I hate to be a pedant but I believe it's actually pronounced "these testicles".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 239 views

  5. You’re right, Teddy—the ace didn’t help me… I flopped deez nuts straight!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. The CDC can C Deez nuts. They must wash their hands though.

    By the constant pardner,
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  7. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  8. Do a dad a favor, let him taste your flavor

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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  9. I don't always smell pinecones, but when I do, sometimes I do it occasionally

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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    • 190 views

  10. April Showers bring May Flowers, but Mayflowers bring June-ocide.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  11. I got a letter from Chuck D, the other day

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  12. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I, I wondered if two roads diverging meant there were two choices, or four? And that made my head hurt, so I, I chose the road I had already traveled, and went home.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. My bologna has an unfortunate first name, it’s A. D. O. L. F.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s psilocybin.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Stay home. Stay safe. Stay sexy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. That’s my shit right there. That’s my piss right there.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Booty is truth, truth booty, —that is all / Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 200 views

  18. Being naughty is better than getting caughty being not-naughty on a bad boy potty.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  19. It's hard to know when your fingers are tired, but easy to know if your head is on fire.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  20. Sally sells seashells, down where the pee smells.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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  21. This has nothing to do with the lemur

    By allenpwilliams,
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  22. "Ye will surely say unto me this ad-lib, '"Improv Man, catchphrase thyself."

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  23. Stay away from my sick lung unless you are super hung.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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    • 235 views

  24. Those silly sippers. Licking lips and killing livers.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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  25. This just in, hot off the presses, PFT Commenter and Paul F. Tompkins are doing a winner take all charity mudwrestling event. The loser has to cease using those initials, must be the other's unpaid intern for life and most donate 10 grand to the winner's

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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