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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If dogs are man’s best friend, peanut butter must be family.

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
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  2. The only Corona I want to hear about is the cool refreshing beer I drink on the beach. Also the coronavirus pandemic, so I can know how to act safely and responsibly to this health threat.

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 261 views

  3. Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, and yours is fucked.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  4. That new uptight manager at the Mexican Restaurant really takes the fun out of fundido, comprende?

    By the constant pardner,
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  5. Imagine the emasculated feeling Hydrox must have, knowing that if they were even a minor threat, Oreo would crush them in a second.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. After all his acting Ice Cube is much more well rounded and will now be called Ice Sphere.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. There's nothing in the rules that says a paramedic can't play basketball.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. What's so bizarre about about me being the Soba Czar?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. It's been far too long since I smelled you fart oolong.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. You can't make an omelette, if you're vegan.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. If you want to get into Swedish Phish you should start out with "Lingonberry Jam".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 209 views

  12. Time waits for no man, but Tom Waits for snowman

    By the constant pardner,
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  13. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don't sniff glue or you'll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. I gaze into my energy-crystal-ball and I call BULLSHIT... ladies and gentlemen...BULLSHIT I says! 

    By concerned corn,
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  15. Down The Hatch And Out My Crotch, I’m Gonna Go Pee Pee, Do You Wanna Watch?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  16. Forget this week quarantine nonsense...I’M HORNY!!!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 237 views

  17. Coronavirus? More like corona-bummer! I'm not a fan!

    By the constant pardner,
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  18. Hi I'm Dr. Aukerman. Please turn your head and cough. No, this isn't a prostate exam, I just thought you'd feel more relaxed if I did this while I tested you for Corona

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  19. Wake me up and cover me in that hot ravioli!

    By RunDemCheeks,
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  20. My name’s Skort Orc-erman. I’m an orc advocate who invented the skort. AMA

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Feel the burn! …Oh wait, that’s just my gonorrhea. Crab cake, anyone?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 207 views

  22. We're in an itsy bitsy teenie weenie state-mandated quaranteenie!

    By Brimdaur the Blumpkin,   
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  23. It was colonel mustard in the library with the rope. That’s how he was found after dying of autoerotic asphyxiation

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  24. For the last time, I’m not gonna show you how to send dick pics on your phone. Ok talk to you later, Dad.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  25. I put my penis in a cola down in Pensicola, but my baby’s still gone, still gone.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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