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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances but be sure to first ask them which one is which before your grand entrance

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  2. Now is the springtime of our discontent, aka tent.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  3. When you ask your dog if she needs to take a walk and she farts in response, that's a good dog. Direct and to the point.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  4. Jared Leto has promised that our Lord and Savior, The Tiger King, will save us all if we drink blood from Charlie Sheen.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  5. We interrupt this catchphrase for a very important bulletin. President Trump has recommended everyone drink Kool Aid to cure themselves of Corona.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  6. Everyday is taco Tuesday when you live in an abandoned Baja Fresh.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  7. I need a pair of sheets for my pair of paraplegic parakeets.

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
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  8. With a disposal in the shower, no need to waffle stomp for hours.

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
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  9. I’m tireder than an asshole with dysentery.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Lake Superior is the largest body of freshwater by surface area (talk about the ultimate thirst trap).

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  11. Ass, gas or deGrasse. no one rides for free, Neil!

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  12. Jack Sprat could eat no fat chicks

    By Brendan Hogan's Pastamania!,
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  13. A pirate who doesn’t believe what he sees has fuck me eyes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the Lit’l Smoky in my mouth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Don't touch that dial, don't touch that remote! In fact, don't touch anything. 

    By El Chico Malo,
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  16. Look at Well go! And look at

    By booty_too_big_for_that_bucket,
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  17. If staying at home alone and talking to no one is cool now, then call me the Fonz!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  18. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 229 views

  19. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  20. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  21. Please, Dr. Frankenberry is my father, you can call me Barry Frankendoctor.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 538 views

  22. When you're sliding into first, but your really in a hearse, you're a dead-guy. Cha cha cha.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 504 views

  23. I hate to argue, but Al Franken's stein was merely what the monster chose to drink his beer out of, not his actual name.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 327 views

  24. When you're sliding into home, and your crotch begins to FOAM?!? Gonorrhea!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 362 views

  25. Lend me your rear and i'll try on a thong, and i'll try not to scream when I pee.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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